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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3825 on: November 16, 2020, 11:47:06 AM »
The new UPS man is SMOKING HOT.  ;D This bodes very well for the holidays.

Did you ask "is this your regular route now?"
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3826 on: November 16, 2020, 12:31:44 PM »
My politically-opposite neighbors, a strange older couple who make a lot of bad decisions (I caught them messing around with a neighbor's breaker panel, stealing sprinkler heads, annoying neighbors' dogs, etc.) asked for help today...

For the first time since the week he moved in, he talked to me.  This is after ages of me saying "hi" or "good morning" to no response. The guy came over today asking me nicely to do his Prius oil change for free labor (I've done it for friends in the area for ages).  He went out and bought the oil and filter already.

"Nah. Sorry." I went back to what I was doing.

He stood there and seemed perplexed.

Heh, heh, heh. Completely lacking self-awareness.

Fuck them.




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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3827 on: November 16, 2020, 02:09:49 PM »
My politically-opposite neighbors, a strange older couple who make a lot of bad decisions (I caught them messing around with a neighbor's breaker panel, stealing sprinkler heads, annoying neighbors' dogs, etc.) asked for help today...

For the first time since the week he moved in, he talked to me.  This is after ages of me saying "hi" or "good morning" to no response. The guy came over today asking me nicely to do his Prius oil change for free labor (I've done it for friends in the area for ages).  He went out and bought the oil and filter already.

"Nah. Sorry." I went back to what I was doing.

He stood there and seemed perplexed.

Heh, heh, heh. Completely lacking self-awareness.

Fuck them.

I'm not sure what will happen now. Obviously, they have a right to have that oil changed. You prevented them from getting what they d e s e r v e!
Maybe put a lock on your breaker panel door.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3828 on: November 16, 2020, 02:58:27 PM »
My politically-opposite neighbors, a strange older couple who make a lot of bad decisions (I caught them messing around with a neighbor's breaker panel, stealing sprinkler heads, annoying neighbors' dogs, etc.) asked for help today...

For the first time since the week he moved in, he talked to me.  This is after ages of me saying "hi" or "good morning" to no response. The guy came over today asking me nicely to do his Prius oil change for free labor (I've done it for friends in the area for ages).  He went out and bought the oil and filter already.

"Nah. Sorry." I went back to what I was doing.

He stood there and seemed perplexed.

Heh, heh, heh. Completely lacking self-awareness.

Fuck them.

He even asked you nicely!  >:(

I don't think you understand Sean, they own a Prius!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3829 on: November 16, 2020, 06:12:32 PM »
There is no way that @JayGab does not steal the show.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3830 on: November 16, 2020, 06:23:26 PM »
Thank you @Bart Ell but the fucker is planning on setting my mic up at the back of the bus! Doesn't bode well for my confidence in being a stellar co-host. I'm tempted to play the race car.

CARD! You idiot! RACE. CARD!!!!  Not race car!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3831 on: November 20, 2020, 11:22:25 AM »
I got one of those robocalls for the renewal or buying an extended warranty for my car... 

When I told them I had a BMW X5 (inspired by the fact that my neighbor had an X5 in his driveway for months because it didn't run), the sales rep immediately hung up on me.

Could it be that they we're a legitimate warranty company and they didn't want to deal with it or did I have too much snark in my voice?

I will forever be curious 🙄🙄🙄
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3832 on: November 20, 2020, 01:46:50 PM »
I got one of those robocalls for the renewal or buying an extended warranty for my car... 

When I told them I had a BMW X5 (inspired by the fact that my neighbor had an X5 in his driveway for months because it didn't run), the sales rep immediately hung up on me.

Could it be that they we're a legitimate warranty company and they didn't want to deal with it or did I have too much snark in my voice?

I will forever be curious 🙄🙄🙄

Maybe HW could do a few shows on it, you know, cos it is a mystery.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3833 on: November 21, 2020, 05:05:54 PM »
Maybe HW could do a few shows on it, you know, cos it is a mystery.
Hee hee hee

Who?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3834 on: November 21, 2020, 10:41:07 PM »
I've started a post about my weird day thrice this evening...

I can't.

I did call this person that I dealt with a Female Falkie.

Sometimes, no - most of the time, people deserve what they have in life.

It's not always somebody else's fault.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3835 on: November 21, 2020, 11:40:07 PM »
I've started a post about my weird day thrice this evening...

I can't.

I did call this person that I dealt with a Female Falkie.

Sometimes, no - most of the time, people deserve what they have in life.

It's not always somebody else's fault.
Every post is a STARTED POST you fucking moron.  Can you believe it; I JUST STARTED THIS POST.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3836 on: November 22, 2020, 12:12:43 AM »
Roid writing rage, "the grass is always greener in your own backyard" guy?

Somebody make you start playing Rickenbackers?
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3837 on: November 22, 2020, 08:38:43 AM »
Roid writing rage, "the grass is always greener in your own backyard" guy?

Somebody make you start playing Rickenbackers?
Lol  no, no roids. i drink so juice woud fail me. Plus, it's cheating.

Rickenbacker thing was funny  :)
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3838 on: November 22, 2020, 11:53:42 AM »
Lol  no, no roids. i drink so juice woud fail me. Plus, it's cheating.

Rickenbacker thing was funny  :)

My first thought was a Strat, but... Ricks, well... if it weren't for the Beatles, Rickenbacker would have been out of business by 1968... Same thing goes for Hofner, at least their electric instruments division.  They actually made a good violin at a great price in Germany.

Oh, almost forgot since I'm trashing Beatle guitars, Gretsch would have never made a comeback if it weren't for the demand of all those Beatle fans. 
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #3839 on: November 22, 2020, 03:13:24 PM »

Oh, almost forgot since I'm trashing Beatle guitars, Gretsch would have never made a comeback if it weren't for the demand of all those Beatle fans.
How about the Monkees fans?
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