Or how about we skip paper and just wipe with our hands! Hell even better LET'S NOT WIPE AT ALL! Why, we can all walk around with dirty stinky itchy bums!!!
I wasn't going to mention it, but since YOU
@JayGab brought it up- maybe you should try wet wipes.
Also -1 because I feel like I'd be doing the community a disservice if I didn't. You're welcome.