Random, stupid things on your mind

[JUAN]

You might also try celery seed. It gives the flavor, too.

[Ciardelo]

You might also try celery seed. It gives the flavor, too.

Thanks @juan I did see some of that.

[sean92008]

In keeping with the subject of things you put your food to make it taste better than it really is...

Does anybody see chorizo powder at stores anymore? Walmart used to regularly carry a plastic bag with the cardboard hang tag. They probably sold it that way because they figured you would mix it in with a pound of meat at one time. Not the best packaging for somebody like me wouldn't mix it for breakfast or small stuff.

I love me some chorizo but I prefer to mix it in with better grade meats. Buying pre-made chorizo leaves you at the mercy of the people mixing it... Very low grade meats or tofu that they mix it with.

[anniem]

In keeping with the subject of things you put your food to make it taste better than it really is...

Does anybody see chorizo powder at stores anymore? Walmart used to regularly carry a plastic bag with the cardboard hang tag. They probably sold it that way because they figured you would mix it in with a pound of meat at one time. Not the best packaging for somebody like me wouldn't mix it for breakfast or small stuff.

I love me some chorizo but I prefer to mix it in with better grade meats. Buying pre-made chorizo leaves you at the mercy of the people mixing it... Very low grade meats or tofu that they mix it with.

Here you go!
https://www.emerils.com/126059/chorizo-seasoning

[Ciardelo]

Dear recipe lady,

I found this bag of spices in my daughter's bedroom. She says it's for baking. I can't figure out what recipe uses this though, can you help me find it?

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[anniem]

Dear recipe lady,

I found this bag of spices in my daughter's bedroom. She says it's for baking. I can't figure out what recipe uses this though, can you help me find it?

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I can! That is a fine plant one can use to add a bit of fiber to tasty brownies!  Try it and see. You can send a few to me to check.

[PolkaDot]

Dear recipe lady,

I found this bag of spices in my daughter's bedroom. She says it's for baking. I can't figure out what recipe uses this though, can you help me find it?

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Soak it in melted butter and then add it to any chocolate recipe.
You can thank me later.

[PolkaDot]

And your favorite flavor?

Onion is my first, Everything is 2nd. 

[PolkaDot]

Sperm.  She likes sperm.

You're wearing your heart on your sleeve again @KSM . 

[PolkaDot]

I went by Trader Joes today and they had a HUGE LONG LINE to get in! Many of the people were going "2 by 2" and not properly social distancing!

What happened to only 1 member of a household being allowed to shop?

I didn't go in. The smell from the dirty hippies drove me away.

But you'll shop at Wallmart?
Easy with the stone throwing Hot Rod. @Ciardelo

[KSM]

You're wearing your heart on your sleeve again @KSM . 

You're wearing your anus on your face again @PolkaDot

Quite while you're behind. If you're going to box with God you'll find that your arms are far too short.

[PolkaDot]

You're wearing your anus on your face again @PolkaDot

Quite while you're behind. If you're going to box with God you'll find that your arms are far too short.

You @KSM are quite wrong about the quitting...and She's much too busy to bother Herself with you. We just had coffee this morning. I promise to put in a good word with Her for you next time. Actually I won't, but it seemed like a nice thing to say.

[sean92008]

Why is it that when I ask for detailed specifications via an email inquiry and ask for a reply does the fucking manager call me in the goddamn phone?

The phone rings and this idiot wants to convey something similar to the table below. So, in addition to telling him that the oven is on, the stove is on and I'm making goddamn dinner I say "dude, do a screenshot and paste it into an email then send it to me."

[Crickets]
I call it a spider chart, it's also called a radar graph and a web plot or something like that.
 

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[Bart Ell]

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1349191411376283648

[anniem]

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1349191411376283648

If he did a back flip and landed on the rail of the crib I would be far more impressed.