Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[PolkaDot]

..expecting a heated one sided argument about changing out this kitchen flooring for a free-flowing hardwood in the next two months.  I say it's fine as is!

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The only reason not to replace that is you’re selling the house in 2 months.

[PolkaDot]

Slap down some linoleum and give her a SPITE FLOOR!

I think that all ready happened.

[KSM]

Six minutes and 47 seconds and yes - I hung tough and made it.  I was suckered in by the "Confessing all my sins" title.
I wanted tales of her screwing all of the lusty lads in the Tau Kappa Epsilon house at a frat party but she just mentioned she  hollered at a kid, filed for bankruptcy and is barren.

I'm guessing that I'm not going to get that little chunk of my life back after making it all the way through.  She says people want to meet here in "real life" ?   Who is she?  She's, like, a thing?   I think I better walk my dog now.

[Walks_At_Night]

I'm guessing that I'm not going to get that little chunk of my life back after making it all the way through.  She says people want to meet here in "real life" ?   Who is she?  She's, like, a thing?   I think I better walk my dog now.

"I'm guessing that I'm not going to get that little chunk of my life back after making it all the way through"
It is gone forever - flushed down the shit pipe of time.  Never to return

"She says people want to meet her[sic] in "real life" ?"
Her pool is full of ick and her roof leaks like a sieve. I am sure she could find lots of projects for her gentleman callers

"Who is she?"
Just a lady looking to move out of her Mom's house

"She's, like, a thing?"
Yes. She even used to send Senda cash - until she let slip where she worked and he called their main HQ looking for her when she cut that spigot off


" I think I better walk my dog now."
I am sure that is a better use of your time and Vera would enjoy it.

[Bart Ell]

and is barren.

One positive attribute.

[Walks_At_Night]

One positive attribute.

One of two actually.................

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Edit: Sorry thread.  That was uncalled for.  Imagine my embarrassment. 

[Spookcat]

I've just watched an Erinn video.  It was awful.  I think I need something better than watching/listening to the worst of the worst.  A hobby?  Maybe building model airplanes or something?

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Why the fuck did you do that? Have your ears stopped bleeding?

[Walks_At_Night]

Why the fuck did you do that? Have your ears stopped bleeding?

@Spookcat Indeed they did stop bleeding.  So much so that I am going back for more!

[Walks_At_Night]

Just stumbled across this video.  I ate this exact meal quite regularly growing up because my Dad ate it during the Depression when he was growing up.
Poor Man's Steak he'd call it.

[Up All Night]

Christ was crucified on Wednesday, before Passover, and taken down and buried before sunset. And Christ rose from grave 3 Days & 3 Nights later before the sun set on Saturday, on the Sabbath, the 7th day of the week.

[PolkaDot]

I'm sure all our lives are looking a little different lately. Mine is being filled with "on-line learning" for the kid to finish out the school year. Yay! So much fun for everyone!!! I was trying to explain to the Husband that our kid is very goal oriented, ie he doesn't want to read all the directions for a task, as soon as he thinks he has figured out what the end game is he stops reading and moves to check the task off. I'm struggling a bit getting him to slow down and realize sometimes it's the process that's important and also that he might miss key info if he assumes every direction follows the same pattern. Husband says "Tell him the Van Halen/M&M story, but change the band name to AC/DC so he knows who you're talking about."  Me: "WTF are you talking about?"

TL;DR
1. My kid has no idea who Van Halen is
2. Read the fucking contract

[Walks_At_Night]

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[TigerLily]

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... And They Lived Happily Ever After. Name them You and You Too

[GravitySucks]

... And They Lived Happily Ever After. Name them You and You Too

I would bet the owners just keep kidnapping each other’s cat.

[PB]

... I was trying to explain to the Husband that our kid is very goal oriented, ie he doesn't want to read all the directions for a task, as soon as he thinks he has figured out what the end game is he stops reading and moves to check the task off

... Husband says "Tell him the Van Halen/M&M story, but change the band name to AC/DC so he knows who you're talking about."   Me: "WTF are you talking about?"

I thought that's how every guy operated.  Bonus points for not reading the directions at all.

Ah, the legendary M&M story.  Somehow I thought it was Aerosmith..