Dermatologist? Are you sure that's who you visited?
But seriously, it reminds me of when I had a head and neck injury from a car crash years ago then ended up in the ER. I was instructed by the nurse to take of my shirt, which I did. The very attractive female doctor comes in then asks me some questions. She says "I need you to take off your pants." I was confused. So I did and she said "also your underware." It was like a scene from a porno. I was never quite clear why my testicles had to be examined when my only issue was my head and neck.
Oh, wait. Took pictures of "it"? What the hell man? @KSM
Well your balls are connected to your neck, don't cha' know!
@ShayP Yes, one full on picture that I figure is for medical reasons. Not like there was sexy music playing or anything. Although the beer they gave me seemed a little unprofessional

Are you sure this doesn't belong on the Dreams thread?
No. I explained the situation quite accurately. She, the main DR went at it like she was on a mission. She actually
lifted it up to look under "it" I was like, "well ok then." "fill yer boots, doc!" I WAS HANDLED!
I am supposed to cut back on vigorous activities for awhile. Like
that's gonna happen.
How come all the medical people I ever interact with look like the Assman?
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I've only heard about these experiences. This was my first. I have a follow-up appt in six weeks with the same Dr. and assistant.
No comment. I'd like to, but no comment. No, no comment. Uh... No...
Fair enough, but I know..
