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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5115 on: February 21, 2022, 02:55:34 PM »
Dermatologist? Are you sure that's who you visited?  ;D  But seriously, it reminds me of when I had a head and neck injury from a car crash years ago then ended up in the ER.  I was instructed by the nurse to take of my shirt, which I did.  The very attractive female doctor comes in then asks me some questions.  She says "I need you to take off your pants."  I was confused.  So I did and she said "also your underware."  It was like a scene from a porno.  I was never quite clear why my testicles had to be examined when my only issue was my head and neck.

Oh, wait.  Took pictures of "it"? What the hell man? @KSM
Well your balls are connected to your neck, don't cha' know! @ShayP

Yes, one full on picture that I figure is for medical reasons. Not like there was sexy music playing or anything. Although the beer they gave me seemed a little unprofessional :P ;)

Are you sure this doesn't belong on the Dreams thread?
No. I explained the situation quite accurately. She, the main DR went at it like she was on a mission. She actually lifted it up to look under "it"   I was like, "well ok then." "fill yer boots, doc!" I WAS HANDLED!

I am supposed to cut back on vigorous activities for awhile. Like that's gonna happen.


How come all the medical people I ever interact with look like the Assman?

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I've only heard about these experiences. This was my first.  I have a follow-up appt in six weeks with the same Dr. and assistant.

No comment. I'd like to, but no comment. No, no comment. Uh...  No...
Fair enough, but I know..  8)


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5116 on: February 21, 2022, 03:09:22 PM »
I've only heard about these experiences. This was my first.  I have a follow-up appt in six weeks with the same Dr. and assistant.

I am sure you do. In the mean time try and get scabies or some shit so you can move that on up.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5117 on: February 21, 2022, 03:20:06 PM »
Well your balls are connected to your neck, don't cha' know! @ShayP

So, you are saying I'm a dickhead? @KSM   :'(

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5118 on: February 21, 2022, 08:54:02 PM »
What is going on with Jittlov?  He's living in the past:
http://www.wizworld.com/


There was a time when alt.fan.mike-jittlov was the place to be on the 'net and the WOSAT was cool. 



Rare Jittlov here:

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5119 on: February 21, 2022, 10:13:04 PM »
Had a dermatologist appt last Thursday. I was told to take off all my clothes and put on the paper robe supplied but "don't tie it up because it's only going to be coming off"  Boy, she came in, put on the latex gloves and handled me like I was a new toy at Christmas. Couldn't believe it. Just, so matter of fact about grabbing, moving, manipulating things..  I'm surprised she didn't tie it into a balloon toy like the clowns do for the kids. At the end of it she had her assistant take full frontal pictures of it. I feel like I was the centerfold of this months edition of, Medical Playgirl Magazine.

 :o

@sean92008  Oh man you would have loved the assistant. Tall Asian chick. Long limbs...

Only one of two reasons @KSM was seeing a "ahem" dermatologist for down there. He decided to get the circumcision Daddy always promised him or getting measured for the enlargement he has been saving up for. Which one would be more likely?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5120 on: February 21, 2022, 10:26:38 PM »
Only one of two reasons @KSM was seeing a "ahem" dermatologist for down there. He decided to get the circumcision Daddy always promised him or getting measured for the enlargement he has been saving up for. Which one would be more likely?

It's Seattle, he could have been sunburned, or attacked by murder hornets.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5121 on: February 21, 2022, 10:47:38 PM »
It's Seattle, he could have been sunburned, or attacked by murder hornets.

Stop it! I have a mouth full of mouthwash right now...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5122 on: February 22, 2022, 05:15:58 AM »
Only one of two reasons @KSM was seeing a "ahem" dermatologist for down there. He decided to get the circumcision Daddy always promised him or getting measured for the enlargement he has been saving up for. Which one would be more likely?
Stay at home housewives often go to doctors just to have something to do that day.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5123 on: February 22, 2022, 10:16:18 AM »
Stay at home housewives often go to doctors just to have something to do that day.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5124 on: February 22, 2022, 10:33:00 AM »
Only one of two reasons @KSM was seeing a "ahem" dermatologist for down there. He decided to get the circumcision Daddy always promised him or getting measured for the enlargement he has been saving up for. Which one would be more likely?
Fairly disjointed jab, wouldn't you say?  Put some fucking effort into it would ya' please.  ::)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5125 on: February 22, 2022, 10:42:40 AM »
Fairly disjointed jab, wouldn't you say?  Put some fucking effort into it would ya' please.  ::)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5126 on: February 22, 2022, 10:43:31 AM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5127 on: February 22, 2022, 10:46:16 AM »
^^^^Stay at home housewife on the sauce all day^^^^
God I wish. My Pool Boy has pissed me off. I've decided to fire him and do interviews for his replacement today. It's going to be a...long...day.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5128 on: February 22, 2022, 10:55:36 AM »
Stay at home housewives often go to doctors just to have something to do that day.

munchausens  :(

You know if ksm is risking his sanity by staying locked up all day with only Y&R and Canadian Goose to keep him company he could   go  to  work.  Lots fires in that area means lots of clean up. He could sweep the forest floors or...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5129 on: February 22, 2022, 11:01:25 AM »
God I wish. My Pool Boy has pissed me off. I've decided to fire him and do interviews for his replacement today. It's going to be a...long...day.
Your pool. Your bathtub.

You know if ksm is risking his sanity by staying locked up all day with only Y&R and Canadian Goose to keep him company he could   go  to  work.  Lots fires in that area means lots of clean up. He could sweep the forest floors or...

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