The people with the all day barking and crying dogs are back next door. Can I move in with somebody for the summer?
About a year ago I lost patience with it here and ended up waking the neighbors up at 2am to take care of it. You have to go in hot or they won't take you seriously. I still had to go over there a half dozen times, they no longer speak to me, but the barking stopped.
Gee, I sure miss those driveway chats, not. Saves me from buying overpriced Girl Scouts cookies as well...