Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[KSM]

$1,700 a month for 7 years for a Jeep Wrangler. Good luck moving that unit.
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I'll be at my local Dodge dealership this afternoon and I'll be sure to note the CA prices on new JEEP inventory.  I have a friend (actual friend, not a paid actor) who works in sales there. No doubt he'll come out on the lot to ask "Whatta I gotta do to put you in this baby today!?" There's a top shelf liquor bar across the street from the dealership. Haha that could get interesting, if only for a while.

[sean92008]

$1,700 a month for 7 years for a Jeep Wrangler. Good luck moving that unit.
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Who said car dealership owners are good business people?

[Walks_At_Night]

@FISH please stop haunting me with the Kars for Kids PSAs.

It is not annoying at all.........

[KSM]

It is not annoying at all.........

You guys are racist against kids. And kars.

[Walks_At_Night]

You guys are racist against kids. And kars.

Bigoted baby bigoted.  The money from that charity goes to send Jewish children from Brooklyn to summer camp so that they can learn to be more observant in their faith.

[sean92008]

A woman married a man... Without his knowledge!

@KSM, show material if you're running thin on ideas...

[KSM]

A woman married a man... Without his knowledge!

@KSM, show material if you're running thin on ideas...

No shortage of content but that's a keeper right there. yup

[sean92008]

No shortage of content but that's a keeper right there. yup

There are a few religious cults that allow marriage to dead people in order to give them a better placement in the afterlife. I don't think that's related to 72 virgins though.

[KSM]

There are a few religious cults that allow marriage to dead people in order to give them a better placement in the afterlife. I don't think that's related to 72 virgins though.

Does a gay islam terror guy get 72 male virgins?

[Walks_At_Night]

Gimme a tenner man...........

[sean92008]

Gimme a tenner man...........

That was funny although, I do have to wonder if that was staged.

[sean92008]

Does a gay islam terror guy get 72 male virgins?

No, that would be abhorrent  I bet. They like little boys over there even though they'll kill you if you're homosexual... Maybe goats will suffice.

[Walks_At_Night]

Lovely.....

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[sean92008]

I had an itchy tooth. I flossed it a little extra, I brushed extra careful around it and, when I chewed gum, I would use the gum to kind of scratch that itch..

It felt a little loose today, I put my finger on it to see how much it moved, it was much looser than I thought and I just pulled on it a little - it came straight out.

Now, I have to worry about some Falkie-like ailment like dry socket or whatever those stupid teeth problems are.

No, no pictures...

[Walks_At_Night]

I had an itchy tooth. I flossed it a little extra, I brushed extra careful around it and, when I chewed gum, I would use the gum to kind of scratch that itch..

It felt a little loose today, I put my finger on it to see how much it moved, it was much looser than I thought and I just pulled on it a little - it came straight out.

Now, I have to worry about some Falkie-like ailment like dry socket or whatever those stupid teeth problems are.

No, no pictures...

Kewl!

Leave it on a sink in a public restroom somewheres.  We had an incident at work where a tooth was left on a sink in the C135 Men's Room.  Not a cutesy little baby tooth mind you - but a big , gnarly Cro-Magnon man like molar with the roots hanging down and everything.