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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8565 on: July 30, 2025, 06:15:24 PM »
...  I am sure there are attractive people in Virginia [it is for lovers after all] but apparently none of them are going to Buc-ees.  Crowd there looks like the bar patrons in Star Wars...


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8566 on: July 31, 2025, 05:26:26 AM »
Our first Buc-ee's was given the green light in 2024 but won't open until 2027.  Not sure why a gas station takes three years to build.  They poop out Dollar Generals here in like 6 weeks.  I am sure there are attractive people in Virginia [it is for lovers after all] but apparently none of them are going to Buc-ees.  Crowd there looks like the bar patrons in Star Wars.



Those "Virginia is for lovers" bumper stickers were everywhere when I worked at Langley in the early 1980s. A colleague, a stereotypical New Yorker, picked up a fist full of them at some event.  Using an Exacto knife, he carefully cut out the "s" in "lovers" on all the bumper stickers, then would affix them over the "v" in "lovers" on the stickers already on cars. There was one car (owned by an asshole we worked with) that kept that "Virginia is for losers" sticker on his car for at least two years.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8567 on: July 31, 2025, 06:21:27 AM »
Those "Virginia is for lovers" bumper stickers were everywhere when I worked at Langley in the early 1980s. A colleague, a stereotypical New Yorker, picked up a fist full of them at some event.  Using an Exacto knife, he carefully cut out the "s" in "lovers" on all the bumper stickers, then would affix them over the "v" in "lovers" on the stickers already on cars. There was one car (owned by an asshole we worked with) that kept that "Virginia is for losers" sticker on his car for at least two years.

LoL.  I think I like that NY guy's style

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8568 on: August 01, 2025, 08:37:28 AM »
Wood Chipper said screw this - I'm getting off and headed to the Cracker Barrell.

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Peter is in the U.P.
« Reply #8569 on: August 02, 2025, 03:57:50 PM »
Seems like he loves it!  Of course it's summer.  LoL

Sounds like he'll be headed to the Keewenaw Peninsula in his travels.   Lived there for five years and loved every minute of it.  Will be interesting to see what he thinks of it.


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Re: Peter is in the U.P.
« Reply #8570 on: August 04, 2025, 05:16:36 AM »
Seems like he loves it!  Of course it's summer.  LoL

Sounds like he'll be headed to the Keewenaw Peninsula in his travels.   Lived there for five years and loved every minute of it.  Will be interesting to see what he thinks of it.

One of his weaker ones.
He does better when he has a few local tour guides.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8571 on: August 06, 2025, 04:27:08 PM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8572 on: August 06, 2025, 04:29:23 PM »
Experts say.....  The Sun is gonna explode.

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ONE OF THE WORLD'S BRIGHTEST, SMARTEST AND MOST REVERED PHYSICISTS IS SAYING THE SUN IS GOING TO EXPLODE WITHIN 2 YEARS
Why does he say that??

BECAUSE HE SAID HE GOT CONFIRMATION THAT CERN AND NASA LOADED A SECRET CARGO ONTO THE PARKER SOLAR PROBE SPACECRAFT THAT THEY CRASHED INTO THE SUN.

WHY WOULD THAT MATTER ??

THAT SECRET CARGO CONTAINED A HIGGS BOSON PARTICLE!!! THAT'S WHY !!!

AND NOW BECAUSE OF THAT, THE CLOCK IS TICKING TOWARDS YOUR SUN STAR EXPLODING AND DESTROYING EVERY PLANET AND OBJECT IN THIS SOLAR SYSTEM.

SINCE JANUARY OF THIS YEAR 2025, THE SUN HAS BEEN DESTABILIZING AT ALARMING EXPONENTIAL Rates!!!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8573 on: August 06, 2025, 04:44:04 PM »
At least it will be quick.
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8574 on: August 07, 2025, 08:47:07 AM »
This may be the greatest day of your year, @Walks_At_Night
I took part of a cover I forgot I did and added the best parts of the original video to make this.




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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8575 on: August 07, 2025, 08:56:32 AM »
This may be the greatest day of your year, @Walks_At_Night
I took part of a cover I forgot I did and added the best parts of the original video to make this.



Well its already August so not all that much year left so I suspect you are correct Bart.   Kim Anderson still makes me crazy like almost 40 years later. 

Thanks for posting this!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8576 on: August 07, 2025, 09:14:25 AM »
I'm not sure that things were always better in "my day" but as far as Kim Anderson's so I think it is clear this is the case.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8577 on: August 10, 2025, 11:35:33 PM »
This little girl... has serious guts...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DM0yeFYOJGv/

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #8578 on: August 11, 2025, 06:34:43 AM »
This little girl... has serious guts...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DM0yeFYOJGv/

Serious guts would have been exhibited if she told her father to grab her Stetson and put it back on her head before she started.

She is pretty awesome though. For a girl.
Are we having fun yet?

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