The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[Jedimiller]

Yesterday not a drop of beer. Spent most of my day watching old stsr trek and playing shadow of war. Middle earth game. Tonight i do wanna go out drinking. Been stuck doin nothing. didnt go see my GF, needed a break.

[anniem]

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[Jedimiller]

Someone has to since you cannot.

Angie. U got grandkids. Husband and tons of family you said right? So why are u on the internet worried about Heather Wade and trying to change me?

[Pizzapunch]

Angie. U got grandkids. Husband and tons of family you said right? So why are u on the internet worried about Heather Wade and trying to change me?

You have a girlfriend, Pedro, and 300 satisfied women. Why are you on the internet worried about Heather wade?

[anniem]

Another 40 odd pages behind.  Ppl get a job!  Go to the gym.  Do you folks even lift?

Alterately. Coffee cup....tablet...coffee cup....tablet. 

[anniem]

My best friend went doen this road. He was always normal. He stsrted doing crack and some marijuana. Could never get to get him to commit again. always gave excuses. We would talk and agree on meeting up and he would never show up amd give me a lame excuse the same day. He is still my best friend of 25 years, but we rarely talk. I cant even get him to meet me at dennys for brrakfast anymore.  He fried his brain

Sad story. My friend abused alcohol. He died. That is a very very unpleasant way to go.

[anniem]

Coors light is just a grown mans soda.  Minimal damage

Diasgree.

[Ren]

You have a girlfriend, Pedro, and 300 satisfied women. Why are you on the internet worried about Heather wade?

Is he too sad about Heather to see his GF?

[Jedimiller]

You have a girlfriend, Pedro, and 300 satisfied women. Why are you on the internet worried about Heather wade?

 Because i like the radio topics. Thats what ive always been about. Information,  fun amd entertainment.  Aliens, bigfoot  nasa etc. I like fringe stuff

[Ren]

 Because i like the radio topics. Thats what ive always been about. Information,  fun amd entertainment.  Aliens, bigfoot  nasa etc. I like fringe stuff

I think that is why we are all here.....

[paladin1991]

I AM ALPHA MALE!!!

  I got to scrape some miller off my shoe.  Just a minute folks.

[Jedimiller]

Diasgree.

Well. Its from experience. When i used to drink tequila, scotch, vodka. I would pass out, puke, lose memory, almost die.  Once i passed out on a dancefloor and woke up on the street floor at 4am.

Coors light doesnt do that to me.

Do u see the difference?

[paladin1991]

ANGIE SAY IM ALPHA MALE. OR I WILL START BREAKING SOME COFFEE POTS HERE

Whack job.

[Jedimiller]

Is he too sad about Heather to see his GF?

No sometimes i just need to be away. We tslk everyday, but i told her i need time off to relax. Its very stressful sometimes

[paladin1991]

WHY CANT YOU BE NICE TO ME??

Because nobody here wants you dragging your ass across their floor like worm infested dog.