The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[CptCrisp]

For only 49.99 (plus tax) I can give you the secrets of a successful call to Heather Wade the Legacy of Drama!

Your badly photocopied info pack will include:

- Best accent to use
- Which software to use to record the call so you can hear who hung up first
- Trigger phrases she hates
- Timing of your call
- Topics likely to induce meltdown status

And SO SO SO much more!

Wow, for all that, 49.99 isn't nearly enough!! I'll just give you my credit card so we can make it a recurring monthly payment. Don't worry if you stop producing a product tho - it's your packet and you'll send it to me when you're ready.

[CptCrisp]

Well. Its from experience. When i used to drink tequila, scotch, vodka. I would pass out, puke, lose memory, almost die.  Once i passed out on a dancefloor and woke up on the street floor at 4am.

Coors light doesnt do that to me.

Do u see the difference?

The ground??

[Dyna-X]

Come on now. You are putting words in our mouths. Nobody wants her dead, sick or depressed. Everyone wants her to get help. Half of us used to be subscribers for goodness sakes. If she gets made fun of or cretiqued it’s because of her behaviors. Nobody wishes her ill.

+1
My wishes were and are positive. Some of us here sent advice, most of it very good. Some provided warnings of really bad ideas. Plus, If she really was reading here - every piece of advice on how to turn the show around or at least keep it running was here in this very forum.

Some of the lightearted teasing can even be seen as examples of things that could be fixed. Some of it was uncalled for. There is a difference. Suck-up fans that only told her what she wanted to hear were toxic  to any hope of getting things turned around or improved. The real fans were mostly right here on Ellgab, believe it or not, a few on BG. The ones on the facebook "yes" groups went silent or bailed months ago in kind of a slow bleed.

I think much of what is here and above will stand the test of time.

[CptCrisp]

Oh.  Okay.  Why don't you go into the kitchen and make us some sandwiches and coffee?

A toasted white crow on rye for me Miller.

[MAX]

Eww!

It’s the smell of tea that makes me boke!

WTF, we have a woman in NJ that hates capicola and a woman in the UK that hates tea. I am in the twilight zone....

[DeNyeLL]

Did you check on Heather....

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[Sergeant Major]

Afternoon All! What great posts. My favorite so far is KCAA's new slogan! Id shorten it to

Last Chance Radio-KCAA!

We are only 50 pages from 5000! Bart El, how about a special designation for this thread? Elluminated Thread?

[Moosie]

Am I being thick, does he mean by ground zero ... there is always a second chance or no more second chances?

It means he's still in the pussy fog, hoping for her return.

[Ren]

WTF, we have a woman in NJ that hates capicola and a woman in the UK that hates tea. I am in the twilight zone....

Angie is a True Texas woman. I bet she likes BBQ and breakfast tacos! jk

[sean92008]

Did you check on Heather....

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The cats haven't finished eating her corpse yet, that's when all hell breaks loose.  Meow Mix will heartily be rejected and the citizens of Pahrump will cower in their closets as Ghost and Layla will hunt hu-man flesh.

[Sofia]

Gravity I’m so sorry to hear about this. I hope you find something that helps.

Glad to hear about your amazing breakthrough!  That's great.  Not sure I'm ready for hallucinigens though - no way!  Coffee helps against dementia, and my clients have prescriptions which slow the progression.  I'm only in my fifties, but I already show signs of dementia.

When I write, say I need to write 6 3 2 8.  Typically, I would mistakenly write 6 6 3 2 8 or also 6 3 2 1.  It is called "persistence", forgetting I wrote the original 6 (short term memory loss) and forgetting to finish writing the said number because of noticing a pattern (3, 2, ) and finishing the pattern instead of the said number.

And in my head, I use words interchangeably which are not really interchangeable, like vinegar and ammonia, or piano and fridge.

Jackstar's concerns about grammer are going to be the least of all our concerns ssoo soonopqrs soon  .

[Moosie]

Wonderful catch up thank you everyone. Such great entertainment, you all are a talented bunch.

[MAX]

Hahahahahah.  That shit ain't gonna help you none when you run into a real skullfucker, dude.  He or she will give zero fucks as you begin your spiel about how hard you are, they are just gonna fucking take you.

Plus 1 on that, if he talks the talk he better walk the walk.

[DynamoHum]

Wow, for all that, 49.99 isn't nearly enough!! I'll just give you my credit card so we can make it a recurring monthly payment. Don't worry if you stop producing a product tho - it's your packet and you'll send it to me when you're ready.

Quite right too Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiir!

[Sergeant Major]

1548 hours and no updated Heather Page!  I wonder despite what Fred has said, has he tried to call her? I can't believe he would let anyone who has airtime with him not communicate with him.