The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[BartIsGod]

just had an 'in n out' cheeseburger.. not bad

Geez, I wish In-n-Out would expand to the S.E. U.S.  Sure do miss me a Double Double!

[anniem]

OK, this is how you get a free cheese burger from a stalker. Change your name to Heather, dye your hair blonde, wear leather outfits, dance in a gentlemen's club, lots of tattoos, lock men up in your bedroom for hours, hang out with a motorcycle club, have a huge nude painting of yourself in your living room, throw your coffee and cake out the second floor window, stab a man in a crowded downtown bar, curse at your mother 3 times a week and adopt a dog who hate you. Just a few suggestions for you.

Hm. I'll just go buy one.
OH I mean cheeseburger!!!

[BartIsGod]

she cut quite the figure in her stiletto high heels

The Sailor with the eyepatch watched her as she sauntered across the dance floor.

[anniem]

just had an 'in n out' cheeseburger.. not bad

This made me laugh. My mother and her friend swore by the "In n Out" burgers. And no matter what any meal was, if you asked him what he thought the answer was "not bad"
I have not yet had one of those burgers.

[AngiefromNJ]

Nailed it! Although I question if she'd be lighthearted enough to acquire bunny slippers (I say this as a bunny slipper aficionado).

I do imagine interludes of her stroking the printer paper lovingly and murmuring to herself.

ETA:
Me: I wonder if they make black bunny slippers.
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I love those

[anniem]

Yeah,  if you look at the history of the posts from that account ( @Epaphroditus ),  the posts all have the same smarmy know-it-all tone to them.

Very true. Well, with her idol MIA, I guess she has to come here to look for material. Whatever.

[timebandit]

I love those

they'd be perfect under the black tree.. icing on the cake as it were : )

[BartIsGod]

This made me laugh. My mother and her friend swore by the "In n Out" burgers. And no matter what any meal was, if you asked him what he thought the answer was "not bad"
I have not yet had one of those burgers.

In-n-Out is, in my opinion, the best cheeseburgers out there. Onions grilled, or sliced.  Their fries are best too.

[albrecht]

George Noory had a woman on C2C last night who talked about how our names can tell a lot about us and what may happen in the future. Anyway, he asked her were there any names that are naturally bad and those that have that name are doomed to problems, etc. The very first name she said was very troublesome was HEATHER!
I almost fell off my chair laughing! 😁

I was cutting up some brush this morning and I heard that and burst out laughing! It was almost like she was aware of the drama and the show that "competes" with C2C  being hosted by a Heather. She was adamant about the name HEATHER also being associated with trouble and problems. Hilarious stuff.

ps: I don't know Australian labor laws but find it a bit troubling that a company would hire people simply based on an astrologer/name-expert opinion of the names on the list.

[EarthAlien007]

@DynamoHum When's your next show? I can't seem to post in the proper thread.

[FISH]

@Epaphroditus?
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LOL. You are so creative with a wick sense of humor. Great combo. Yes, this just maybe the mole in EllGab.

[paladin1991]

Hey wait a minute, Art has quit many things. Maybe he will quit being dead too?

Stay tuned.

[paladin1991]

We should send her a keurig!

Or just the Kcups themselves.  That way, nothing to really break.

[paladin1991]

What heather needs is a real man to teach her how to behave.  Shades of gray kinda thing. She needs a strong daddy type to control her and show her hows its done.  Id take control of the situation and make it happen

*Long look over at 'stupid is as stupid does'*

[BartIsGod]

*Long look over at 'stupid is as stupid does'*

Paladin, I know, right?
He's gonna drive to Pahrump and tighten her shit right up.