The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[Jedimiller]

Why dont you live with her?

Ive told her already. shes messy and lazy. Until she changes its not gonna happen. I grew up strict. my mom would beat us if we didnt do our chores. I did everything around the house stsrting at 12yrs old. My mom was a teacher. U didnt mess with her, if she told u to clean the yard or do the dishes, you just did. U didnt complain and whine. My 3 sisters and me grew up doing work around the house

[Pizzapunch]

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[anniem]

Ive told her already. shes messy and lazy. Until she changes its not gonna happen. I grew up strict. my mom would beat us if we didnt do our chores. I did everything around the house stsrting at 12yrs old. My mom was a teacher. U didnt mess with her, if she told u to clean the yard or do the dishes, you just did. U didnt complain and whine. My 3 sisters and me grew up doing work around the house

Sounds like you would be much happier with someone equally as tidy as you are then. Oh, and no hotdogs.

[GravitySucks]

Alcohol is never ever a method of birth control unless it causes a performance problem in a man. But even then ....

I once counselled a virgin who got pregnant from very heavy petting and still had her knickers on when it happened. Them pesky sperm are determined.

Only the ones from alpha males.  Right?

[Jedimiller]

Alcohol is never ever a method of birth control unless it causes a performance problem in a man. But even then ....

I once counselled a virgin who got pregnant from very heavy petting and still had her knickers on when it happened. Them pesky sperm are determined.

It was my misteke too. I married a twin. her twin had two divorces and two kids. It was unstoppable. she was gonna end up like her. I had no control over it.

Her failed older sisters were pretty much jealous and did everything to make her fail. Trust me.

[DynamoHum]

Only the ones from alpha males.  Right?

It would certainly appear to.

[GravitySucks]

Ive told her already. shes messy and lazy. Until she changes its not gonna happen. I grew up strict. my mom would beat us if we didnt do our chores. I did everything around the house stsrting at 12yrs old. My mom was a teacher. U didnt mess with her, if she told u to clean the yard or do the dishes, you just did. U didnt complain and whine. My 3 sisters and me grew up doing work around the house

When did she throw you out and make you live with your sister? When you keep soiling your undies?

[Jedimiller]

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Yeah. So? Same story

[Walks_At_Night]

Cute pic, what the fuck is he talking about? This might take a few moments of catching up.

:O

Well. 

Dietrich frequents prostitutes.  There was a genetic female that was his favorite and he utilized her services
frequently.  Then she decided to become a man in order to entice a certain Silicon Valley tycoon as that was his
particular thing - having sex with boys that were born girls.  This plan was successful and the Tycoon became a
"Sugar Daddy" to the prostitute.   Afterwards, Dietrich adopted the prostitute as the son he never had.  I guess in an
attempt to get some of the funds from the "Sugar Daddy", although this is just conjecture.  What is certain, is that
no funds seem to reach Dietrich via this relationship as he solicits each show.   On the other hand, Dietrich has a
preference for sexual encounters with genetic females but for some reason, most seem to be creeped out by him.
So he'll often double-team them with his son (who used to be the female prostitute before becoming the son). 
Apparently women find this arrangement more palatable than sleeping with Dietrich one on one.  Seems a stretch
to me but being a dude, I guess I don't have the female perspective.  Tried asking Mrs. Walks_At_Night about it but
she just told me to get off the internet and wash the car.

Got it now?  If not, you'll catch on quick, I am certain.
 
 

[Pizzapunch]

Yeah. So? Same story

Nothing about a rape....Also most women don't marry their rapists later. 

[DynamoHum]

Ive told her already. shes messy and lazy. Until she changes its not gonna happen. I grew up strict. my mom would beat us if we didnt do our chores. I did everything around the house stsrting at 12yrs old. My mom was a teacher. U didnt mess with her, if she told u to clean the yard or do the dishes, you just did. U didnt complain and whine. My 3 sisters and me grew up doing work around the house

I don’t know what to say Miller. Aside from the fact you annoy the shite out of me at times, I am very fond of you. It makes me sad that you are sad, but I think maybe you two aren’t compatible.

I think maybe leave it a few days and revisit with her via a phone call. You do need to hook up with Kondo, however I think it would be a good match. Or maybe hang out on a few Maria Kondo Facebook groups - you’d be a big hit on those.

[Jedimiller]

Nothing about a rape....Also most women don't marry their rapists later.

Accident or rape. whatever dude. The guy had sex with her while she was intoxicated by her sisters and still married to me. She says she had no control? Sounds like rape to me. And she had no choice but to marry him,  divorced him 2 years later.

[Pizzapunch]

Accident or rape. whatever dude. The guy had sex with her while she was intoxicated by her sisters and still married to me. She says she had no control? Sounds like rape to me. And she had no choice but to marry him,  divorced him 2 years later.

Were all 300 women you satisfied sober? Were you sober?

[DynamoHum]

Well. 

Dietrich frequents prostitutes.  There was a genetic female that was his favorite and he utilized her services
frequently.  Then she decided to become a man in order to entice a certain Silicon Valley tycoon as that was his
particular thing - having sex with boys that were born girls.  This plan was successful and the Tycoon became a
"Sugar Daddy" to the prostitute.   Afterwards, Dietrich adopted the prostitute as the son he never had.  I guess in an
attempt to get some of the funds from the "Sugar Daddy", although this is just conjecture.  What is certain, is that
no funds seem to reach Dietrich via this relationship as he solicits each show.   On the other hand, Dietrich has a
preference for sexual encounters with genetic females but for some reason, most seem to be creeped out by him.
So he'll often double-team them with his son (who used to be the female prostitute before becoming the son). 
Apparently women find this arrangement more palatable than sleeping with Dietrich one on one.  Seems a stretch
to me but being a dude, I guess I don't have the female perspective.  Tried asking Mrs. Walks_At_Night about it but
she just told me to get off the internet and wash the car.

Got it now?  If not, you'll catch on quick, I am certain.
 
 

Maybe Dietrich will hook up with Heather via a random phone sex line thing .... all the streams would cross and Art would come back as the redeemer.

So all of that (watch as I wave my hand upwards), is real to Dietrich? Buggeration, this sounds fun!

I bet Dietrich clears up his clothes and doesn;t leave them and his new shoes dirty on the stairs.

[Jedimiller]

Were all 300 women you satisfied sober? Were you sober?

It was agreed. And i never got anyone pregnant or too drunk to forget who i was with. We always ended in good terms even if it was a one night stand. I nevert had any complaints. Im just a very nice guy