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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123330 on: October 10, 2019, 04:56:30 PM »
The new "happy ending massage parlor" gimmick is the prostitutes offering "manscaping."

After Backpage was illegally shut down (per news stories, federal prosecutors lied) and Craigslist stopped that category, manscaping is the rage.


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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123331 on: October 10, 2019, 05:18:41 PM »
OH, LOOK, WHAT A SURPRISE!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123332 on: October 10, 2019, 05:20:38 PM »
Disposal.  No one ever thinks about disposal.   >:( 

Them damn things outta be outlawed.

That one’s a real looker compared to the slo Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123333 on: October 10, 2019, 05:45:53 PM »
That one’s a real looker compared to the slo Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll.


Don't matter none what it looks like.  The point is: some sick bastard is humping it and then said sick bastard dies alone in his house, therefore some God fearing guy like WAN has to deal with it.   It ain't right I tell ya.   It ain't right...................

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123334 on: October 10, 2019, 05:47:12 PM »
I'd ask where @Sergeant Major found that graphic up above but there are some questions you do not really want to know the answer to.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123335 on: October 10, 2019, 05:57:24 PM »

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123336 on: October 10, 2019, 06:00:23 PM »

Don't matter none what it looks like.  The point is: some sick bastard is humping it and then said sick bastard dies alone in his house, therefore some God fearing guy like WAN has to deal with it.   It ain't right I tell ya.   It ain't right...................
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123337 on: October 10, 2019, 06:01:23 PM »
I'm at a theater waiting for the show to begin...  People behind me and there's a GIF of some guy shaving his nether region...

Yep.

Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123338 on: October 10, 2019, 06:03:09 PM »
I'm at a theater waiting for the show to begin...  People behind me and there's a GIF of some guy shaving his nether region...

Yep.
Ok now that just made me laugh out loud.  +1

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123339 on: October 10, 2019, 06:06:44 PM »
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That option was discussed.   No one wanted to step up and deal with the freak that would buy a used sex doll.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123340 on: October 10, 2019, 06:07:19 PM »
I'm at a theater waiting for the show to begin...  People behind me and there's a GIF of some guy shaving his nether region...

Yep.

Raises a couple of questions:

Why would a guy video shaving himself?

Why would a guy look at EG in a crowded room of strangers?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123341 on: October 10, 2019, 06:08:40 PM »
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123342 on: October 10, 2019, 06:12:41 PM »

Don't matter none what it looks like.  The point is: some sick bastard is humping it and then said sick bastard dies alone in his house, therefore some God fearing guy like WAN has to deal with it.   It ain't right I tell ya.   It ain't right...................

It ain’t right! I agree, but.... Let’s say said sick bastard expires while punching the clock with the ole love doll and @sean92008 is the one that finds the body. Now if it’s Miss Love You Long Time Fleshy Love Doll, Sean might just remove the evidence and spray it off with a little Lysol like nothing happened. If said sick bastard had the slo Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll in the hucklebuck when he face planted, good ole Sean would surely take pictures and post them in every thread here.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123343 on: October 10, 2019, 06:15:43 PM »
I'm at a theater waiting for the show to begin...  People behind me and there's a GIF of some guy shaving his nether region...

Yep.

They still have those? I thought they started to close those down after Pee-wee Herman had his “incident.”
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123344 on: October 10, 2019, 06:17:29 PM »
It ain’t right! I agree, but.... Let’s say said sick bastard expires while punching the clock with the ole love doll and @sean92008 is the one that finds the body. Now if it’s Miss Love You Long Time Fleshy Love Doll, Sean might just remove the evidence and spray it off with a little Lysol like nothing happened. If said sick bastard had the slo Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll in the hucklebuck when he face planted, good ole Sean would surely take pictures and post them in every thread here.

A couple of points.

  • There is no doubt that Sean is a more worldly and overall better man than I
  • It is still all just theoretical.  I had a situation to deal with baby