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Bart Ell

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #375 on: March 13, 2020, 11:09:28 AM »
The #WooFloo has reached us and people are combating it by waiting in line for 3 hours at Costco to buy 2 years worth of toilet paper and 3 days worth of food.

WHAT WILL THEY BE WIPING WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT?

https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1238494037033746436

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #376 on: March 13, 2020, 11:17:42 AM »
Luckily, I had bought a good supply of toilet paper before this started. I figure most people will be dead before I need more.

Update- now I’m pissed. I had a paying gig Monday night that’s been canceled.
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #377 on: March 13, 2020, 11:27:02 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 13, 2020, 11:09:28 AM
The #WooFloo has reached us and people are combating it by waiting in line for 3 hours at Costco to buy 2 years worth of toilet paper and 3 days worth of food.

WHAT WILL THEY BE WIPING WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT?

https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1238494037033746436

"Canadians advised not to travel outside country"   yet anyone from anywhere can still fly in?

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #378 on: March 13, 2020, 11:32:59 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 13, 2020, 11:27:02 AM
"Canadians advised not to travel outside country"   yet anyone from anywhere can still fly in?


We cook 'em.
Free food.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #379 on: March 13, 2020, 11:36:48 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 13, 2020, 11:32:59 AM

We cook 'em.
Free food.

Pretty smart:  "Hey family.  Do we want Chinese, Italian or Indian for dinner tonight?"

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #380 on: March 13, 2020, 11:52:53 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 13, 2020, 11:36:48 AM
Pretty smart:  "Hey family.  Do we want Chinese, Italian or Indian for dinner tonight?"

THIS AMERICAN BEEF IS ALL FAT!

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #381 on: March 13, 2020, 12:11:01 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 13, 2020, 11:52:53 AM
THIS AMERICAN BEEF IS ALL FAT!

Don't you want to indulge though?

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #382 on: March 13, 2020, 01:00:15 PM »
Who needs food?

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #383 on: March 13, 2020, 01:10:16 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 13, 2020, 01:00:15 PM
Who needs food?

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Ha!  At least pony tail dude has a gallon of milk (or litre or whatever the hell they use)

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #384 on: March 13, 2020, 02:21:06 PM »
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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #385 on: March 13, 2020, 03:34:05 PM »

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #386 on: March 13, 2020, 04:16:59 PM »
Maybe in the Apocalypse, we will be bartering with TP, by the sheet.

"I've got some 2-ply, but that's going to cost you extra."

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #387 on: March 13, 2020, 04:29:26 PM »
But why hoard TP?

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #388 on: March 13, 2020, 05:00:25 PM »
Quote from: anniem on March 13, 2020, 04:29:26 PM
But why hoard TP?

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BECAUSE MOST HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #389 on: March 13, 2020, 05:07:18 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 13, 2020, 05:00:25 PM
BECAUSE MOST HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!

Ah. Gotcha.
Things have changed. Y2K had people stocking up on food and water.
Now...TP.
Something to ponder...
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