Lenora Skenazy at Reason says kids are going to camp online this summer, so:
Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,
I’m online here in the Miata.
But this keyboard is so tiny,
You’ll understand why I am always whiny.
We have video, we have audio,
Was it like this when you had polio?
Staying in here has its limits,
And may result in our becoming dimwits.
Now you shouldn’t get too nervous,
I may be leaving area of service.
You remember Joe Riley’s hooting?
They’re looking for him, think he’s still rebooting.
Wait a cycle, dropped some packets,
We’re connected, wearing jackets,
It seems this way we can’t get dirty,
And we can still have dinner by 5:30.