Did you know that singing at home with your friends is much less gay that riding a bike?
I am sure that riding your little bike around after a day of handing out rolls of quarters at your bank teller job so the Falkies of the world can do their laundry seems like wonderful fun.
Trying to convince me of what a great time it is makes it seem like you are quite insecure about it, though.
Embrace the bell, fill your basket with treats and flowers and have a have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time, have a gay old time.