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Bart Ell

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« Reply #1290 on: August 22, 2022, 03:44:53 AM »
@PB I bought a bike. Just for bombing around locally until I become entirely familiar with the city.

When inflating my tires - mainly the back tire, I am doing it by feel and also by weight (sitting) and looking at the back tire. It flattens out just a bit when I sit/ride.
Question is: Should I be inflating it to the point where it appears the same whether I'm seated or not?

I have the pump but no pressure gauge.

What bell did you choose?
Did you get the princess model with a fancy basket, too?

TRICK QUESTION! Every bike is a princess model as THEY ARE FOR GIRLS.

Lance Armstrong was the first trans athlete as he was participating in a SPORT FOR GIRLS!
His ball cancer was a first in the sport as it is A SPORT FOR GIRLS.



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« Reply #1291 on: August 22, 2022, 08:46:29 AM »
What bell did you choose?
Did you get the princess model with a fancy basket, too?

TRICK QUESTION! Every bike is a princess model as THEY ARE FOR GIRLS.

Lance Armstrong was the first trans athlete as he was participating in a SPORT FOR GIRLS!
His ball cancer was a first in the sport as it is A SPORT FOR GIRLS.

What the Ell' is with you?  Just phoning it in like that?  Play the NOSE GAME Bart! It feels good. :)  It's going over like gangbusters! YIPPY!< Like that!

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« Reply #1292 on: August 22, 2022, 08:48:41 AM »
What the Ell' is with you?  Just phoning it in like that?  Play the NOSE GAME Bart! It feels good. :)  It's going over like gangbusters! YIPPY!< Like that!

Put up or shut up, girlybikeboy!


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« Reply #1293 on: August 22, 2022, 09:15:17 AM »
What bell did you choose?
Did you get the princess model with a fancy basket, too?

TRICK QUESTION! Every bike is a princess model as THEY ARE FOR GIRLS.

Lance Armstrong was the first trans athlete as he was participating in a SPORT FOR GIRLS!
His ball cancer was a first in the sport as it is A SPORT FOR GIRLS.

Pfft!  Let's see you ride over the Alps and the Pyrenees in 21 days juiced or not. Cuz girls don't cheat. They are too smart to even try it
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. JUSTICE FOR THE GIRLS

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« Reply #1294 on: August 22, 2022, 09:17:06 AM »
Pfft!  Let's see you ride over the Alps and the Pyrenees in 21 days juiced or not. Cuz girls don't cheat. They are too smart to even try it

I did it in one day because I had a man bike and a tank full of gas.

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« Reply #1295 on: August 22, 2022, 09:18:38 AM »
I did it in one day because I had a man bike and a tank full of gas.
Translation = you were farty.

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« Reply #1296 on: August 22, 2022, 09:20:09 AM »
Translation = you were farty.

That's a given.

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« Reply #1297 on: August 23, 2022, 09:54:14 AM »
What bell did you choose?
Did you get the princess model with a fancy basket, too?

TRICK QUESTION! Every bike is a princess model as THEY ARE FOR GIRLS.

Lance Armstrong was the first trans athlete as he was participating in a SPORT FOR GIRLS!
His ball cancer was a first in the sport as it is A SPORT FOR GIRLS.

Hey Bart, do you see lots of bikes around where you live?  Since they all have cars, why do you think that is?

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« Reply #1298 on: August 23, 2022, 09:59:02 AM »
Since they all have cars, why do you think that is?

Because they have enough money to afford real transportation.

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« Reply #1299 on: August 23, 2022, 10:01:58 AM »
Because they have enough money to afford real transportation.

Because it's fun. 

Getting a great workout while having a blast.

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« Reply #1300 on: August 23, 2022, 10:08:14 AM »
Because it's fun. 

Getting a great workout while having a blast.

What kind of basket do you have?
I bet it is straw.

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« Reply #1301 on: August 23, 2022, 10:17:42 AM »
What kind of basket do you have?
I bet it is straw.

Did you know that singing at home with your friends is much less gay that riding a bike?

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« Reply #1302 on: August 23, 2022, 10:24:18 AM »
Did you know that singing at home with your friends is much less gay that riding a bike?

I am sure that riding your little bike around after a day of handing out rolls of quarters at your bank teller job so the Falkies of the world can do their laundry seems like wonderful fun.
Trying to convince me of what a great time it is makes it seem like you are quite insecure about it, though.
Embrace the bell, fill your basket with treats and flowers and have a have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time, have a gay old time.

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« Reply #1303 on: August 23, 2022, 10:25:24 AM »
I am sure that riding your little bike around after a day of handing out rolls of quarters at your bank teller job so the Falkies of the world can do their laundry seems like wonderful fun.
Trying to convince me of what a great time it is makes it seem like you are quite insecure about it, though.
Embrace the bell, fill your basket with treats and flowers and have a have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time, have a gay old time.

Lol

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« Reply #1304 on: August 23, 2022, 11:56:21 AM »
Because they have enough money to afford real transportation.
My new Rubicon doesn't quite fit in some of the places I go. Bike works nice and it's just one more thing that keeps my NFL ass in perfect shape. You should get off your Sperm Whale shaped arse and try it OOT!