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[KSM]

I was out working in the front yard earlier this year.  A family came up the sidewalk, first a teenage kid with a dog on a leash, and following him were what must have been his mom pushing a stroller, and his dad.  I was sort of out of their sight trimming some trees.

The kid has his dog pee in my yard, then keeps going.

I walk out from where I'm standing and ask him if he's going to wipe it up.  Total deer in the headlights, lol.  Some unpleasantries were exchanged with the father, then sort of an ongoing exchange after he continued up the street after thinking better of stopping in my driveway.  I haven't seen them since.

Is this ok - taking the dog out to pee in the neighbor's yard?  I don't want them pooping in my yard and picking it up either.  I'm supposed to mow, trim, rake leaves in that?

That actually got me peeved just reading it. I'm glad you spoke up and to be honest would've loved to hear the dialogue between you and the dad. Glad you don't see them pass by your house anymore.

Pee contains lots of nitrogen.

Feemale dog urine is the worst for grass. Like bleach.  Vera is so smart, she knows her alloted pee spots at both places. Although last Sunday morning she pee'd on the deck as we were sitting at the table enjoying breakfast and coffee. She's never done that before and hopefully it was just a one time thing. I mean that's like something I'd do

[Walks_At_Night]

@Walks_At_Night

In the What would Jesus do category:

With regards to the dog poop on your lawn problem:

Have you considered erecting a small and polite but blunt sign saying something to the effect of "Dear dog walkers, please pick up after your pets" or however you may want to word it..  yes?

It could work

It could and has worked partially.  I put up some of these rascals:
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It reduced the steamers but has not eliminated them.  I think the PaperBoy's method is best - just have to catch the bastard in the act.
I do appreciate your concern @KSM32 - it is an abominable situation for sure.

[KSM]

It could and has worked partially.  I put up some of these rascals:
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It reduced the steamers but has not eliminated them.  I think the PaperBoy's method is best - just have to catch the bastard in the act.
I do appreciate your concern @KSM32 - it is an abominable situation for sure.

Agreed. PB's approach is best (same as mine but I can be a hothead    )

It comes down to happenstance and catching the pooches anus (in this case the dogs owner) in the act.

Godspeed

[KSM]

@Walks_At_Night

Quickly, revisiting the dog droppings on your lawn left by furry fecal thugs and their degenerate owners. Over the weekend a neighbor of mine a few doors down told me he not only having the same problem as you (I didn't bring you up) but also neighborhood cats are using his planters and garden box as litter boxes under the cloak of night. He is taking steps to address these problems directly but also said that he was willing to follow the shitheads who let their dog move his bowls home and dropping a deuce on their lawn! See how They like it!

Have you considered this method?

[Walks_At_Night]

@Walks_At_Night

Quickly, revisiting the dog droppings on your lawn left by furry fecal thugs and their degenerate owners. Over the weekend a neighbor of mine a few doors down told me he not only having the same problem as you (I didn't bring you up) but also neighborhood cats are using his planters and garden box as litter boxes under the cloak of night. He is taking steps to address these problems directly but also said that he was willing to follow the shitheads who let their dog move his bowls home and dropping a deuce on their lawn! See how They like it!

Have you considered this method?

I have. Also considered the old turd in the mailbox but that also punishes the postal workers. I wonder if AK Willy is still out there somewhere shitting in beer cases and setting them on fire?  He is an expert on these things.

[Spookcat]

I have. Also considered the old turd in the mailbox but that also punishes the postal workers. I wonder if AK Willy is still out there somewhere shitting in beer cases and setting them on fire?  He is an expert on these things.

Don't punish the postal workers. Poor people are getting enough crap as is...

[PolkaDot]

@KSM32 : You're the best one WHAT?  Are you a Gray? You'd tell us if you were a Gray, right?

[Ciardelo]

I read somewhere that @KSM32 was a gay. Is that true?

[KSM]

@KSM32 : You're the best one WHAT?  Are you a Gray? You'd tell us if you were a Gray, right?

@PolkaDot

In general, I'm the best. I mean, c'mon..

I read somewhere that @KSM32 was a gay. Is that true?

@Ciardelo No, but thank God you were when we accidentally locked ourselves in the back of that ice truck. You give immaculate head BTW  but I still don't understand why you insist on being called "Wanda" while yer down there   Wanda? Yeesh  you're better than that! Chin up... for now

[Ciardelo]

@PolkaDot

In general, I'm the best. I mean, c'mon..
@Ciardelo No, but thank God you were when we accidentally locked ourselves in the back of that ice truck. You give immaculate head BTW  but I still don't understand why you insist on being called "Wanda" while yer down there   Wanda? Yeesh  you're better than that! Chin up... for now

:snort: Easy Tiger lol

[PolkaDot]

@PolkaDot

In general, I'm the best. I mean, c'mon..
@Ciardelo No, but thank God you were when we accidentally locked ourselves in the back of that ice truck. You give immaculate head BTW  but I still don't understand why you insist on being called "Wanda" while yer down there   Wanda? Yeesh  you're better than that! Chin up... for now

I’m not buying it. The first thing. Not the 2nd. I mean I don’t know @Ciardelo so if you’re both happy with your, um, arrangement then I’m happy for you both.

[KSM]

I’m not buying it. The first thing. Not the 2nd. I mean I don’t know @Ciardelo so if you’re both happy with your, um, arrangement then I’m happy for you both.

@PolkaDot
LOOK, you fucking dingbat! YOU asked ME a question AND I ANSWERED IT! Ciardelo's out working on the fuckinshitin tractor again!

[PolkaDot]

@PolkaDot
LOOK, you fucking dingbat! YOU asked ME a question AND I ANSWERED IT! Ciardelo's out working on the fuckinshitin tractor again!

Wow. Grumpy.
Interesting dialect. I KNEW you were a Gray. Obviously a short one.

[KSM]

Obviously a short one.

They don't call me Elephant Man because o' my trunk, Beeoootch!

/hand

[PolkaDot]

They don't call me Elephant Man because o' my trunk, Beeoootch!

/hand

Oh no! Your face is deformed? I’m sorry. I’ll stop picking on you now that I understand why you’re so sensitive.