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« Reply #885 on: January 20, 2022, 07:08:54 PM »

With a little tweaking, that statement could be used to reveal a Mechanical Intelligence claiming to be human.

What self-respecting computer would claim to be human?

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« Reply #886 on: January 20, 2022, 09:48:09 PM »
What self-respecting computer would claim to be human?

Well ...

Well, yeah. If you put it like that. That's easy to say if we're talking about IBM's Watson or Deep Blue or a trendy, menacing row of Crays.

But hard to feel any self-respect at ALL if you were an Atari Falcon like my friend here.

(pause)

I'm sorry. That was careless and out of line, Falcon. That's not what I meant to say.

Wait. Where ya goin'? Come back, Falcon. I... I said I was sorry. We were just talking here. Please don't shut me out like that...   AF?

(AF is resolute as it leaves, taking little 16-bit data bus steps ... echoing down the 32-bit CPU sour apple green linoleum  floor hallway.)

Falcon? Baby?

(step step step step)

Fucking drama queen.

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« Reply #887 on: January 23, 2022, 06:29:06 PM »
Lasagna should hold its form after being cut into squares and not collapse into a soupy mess on the plate.  Right?

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« Reply #888 on: January 23, 2022, 06:30:51 PM »
Surely, as a health nut, you don’t eat that stuff.
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« Reply #889 on: January 23, 2022, 06:36:03 PM »
Surely, as a health nut, you don’t eat that stuff.
Health nut?  I enjoy life, Juan. I eat and drink almost whatever I want and work it off should I need to.


Just answer the damn question.

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« Reply #890 on: January 25, 2022, 04:53:32 AM »
This question is for everyone.

I severely damaged my Gary Larson's The Far Side coffee mug that features a mass murderer being admonished for high caffeine intake.

I'm on a spiritual quest or RPG campaign, for a new mug - something completely different.  There's only a couple billion ones to choose from, so I will start keeping my eyes set on LASER SCAVENGER mode.

(Maybe I will steal one from an attorney's office or police detective's desk. Right about now, you may be wondering where I got the Far Side mug.)


My question:

What is your favorite / long time used coffee / hot tea vessel? And any interesting stories related to a particular mug would be interesting to read.

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« Reply #891 on: January 25, 2022, 05:31:08 AM »
This question is for everyone.

I severely damaged my Gary Larson's The Far Side coffee mug that features a mass murderer being admonished for high caffeine intake.

I'm on a spiritual quest or RPG campaign, for a new mug - something completely different.  There's only a couple billion ones to choose from, so I will start keeping my eyes set on LASER SCAVENGER mode.

(Maybe I will steal one from an attorney's office or police detective's desk. Right about now, you may be wondering where I got the Far Side mug.)


My question:

What is your favorite / long time used coffee / hot tea vessel? And any interesting stories related to a particular mug would be interesting to read.

I haven’t drank coffee in close to 30 years so I seldom use a coffee cup except to keep sharpies, pens, pencils and a pair of blunt scissors.

I’d post a picture of my favorite coffee cup but I have no idea where it is. It was a manly sized white cup with a graphic on it that resembled a multi shaded green coding sheet with witty sayings coded on it using  statements like a COBOL program. I got this while assigned as a programmer analyst in the Air Force and used it for the first 10 years of my career at NASA until I quit drinking coffee.

There were probably 20 statements, one I remember off the top of my head read something like this: If builders-built-buildings-the-way-programmers-write-programs, the-first-woodpecker-that-came-along-would-destroy-civilization.

I hope I find it someday. It’s probably stuffed with a bunch of pens that say “Property - US Government”.

Which reminds me of another question I never had answered. Unlike popular belief these pens didn’t just come in black ink, although those were the most prevalent. We had boxes of black, blue and red ink government pens.

Each box was printed “Houston Lighthouse for the Blind” or “National Institute for the Blind”.

Who tested the pens to know which ones went in which box?

Sometime in the mid 80’s several of the aerospace companies began buying cups that had graphics on them that would change colors based on the temperature. I had some cool ones with the space shuttle that would show the flames from the main engines and SRBs only when filled with hot coffee. One by one these bit the dust after being put in a microwave.

p.s. yes. The coffee cup was encoded with keypunch font.

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« Reply #892 on: January 25, 2022, 06:54:26 AM »
I haven’t drank coffee in close to 30 years so I seldom use a coffee cup except to keep sharpies, pens, pencils and a pair of blunt scissors.

I’d post a picture of my favorite coffee cup but I have no idea where it is. It was a manly sized white cup with a graphic on it that resembled a multi shaded green coding sheet with witty sayings coded on it using  statements like a COBOL program. I got this while assigned as a programmer analyst in the Air Force and used it for the first 10 years of my career at NASA until I quit drinking coffee.

There were probably 20 statements, one I remember off the top of my head read something like this: If builders-built-buildings-the-way-programmers-write-programs, the-first-woodpecker-that-came-along-would-destroy-civilization.

I hope I find it someday. It’s probably stuffed with a bunch of pens that say “Property - US Government”.

Which reminds me of another question I never had answered. Unlike popular belief these pens didn’t just come in black ink, although those were the most prevalent. We had boxes of black, blue and red ink government pens.

Each box was printed “Houston Lighthouse for the Blind” or “National Institute for the Blind”.

Who tested the pens to know which ones went in which box?

Sometime in the mid 80’s several of the aerospace companies began buying cups that had graphics on them that would change colors based on the temperature. I had some cool ones with the space shuttle that would show the flames from the main engines and SRBs only when filled with hot coffee. One by one these bit the dust after being put in a microwave.

p.s. yes. The coffee cup was encoded with keypunch font.

Damned interesting! That mug sounds wonderful. I hope it turns up.  Would love to know what else it said in that font of the future. Thanks, Grav.

Regarding those pens and questions of light frequency...

Would have been a hoot if they had shipped a few with disappearing ink.

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« Reply #893 on: January 25, 2022, 07:04:54 AM »
Lasagna should hold its form after being cut into squares and not collapse into a soupy mess on the plate.  Right?

Yes.

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« Reply #894 on: January 25, 2022, 07:07:55 AM »
My favorite cup for a very short time was a Fox Sports mug given me by a Fox executive on the night of the first Fox pre-season NFL game - a game that kind of legitimized Fox as a network.  About two hours after I got it, one of our photographers - former NFL practice squad defensive lineman - came stumbling down the aisle carrying a camera and tapedeck and knocked the mug to the floor.  The handle broke off.  I superglued it back on, but it continued to come off.  If only I'd known about JBWeld then.
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« Reply #895 on: January 25, 2022, 07:26:10 AM »
My favorite cup for a very short time was a Fox Sports mug given me by a Fox executive on the night of the first Fox pre-season NFL game - a game that kind of legitimized Fox as a network.  About two hours after I got it, one of our photographers - former NFL practice squad defensive lineman - came stumbling down the aisle carrying a camera and tapedeck and knocked the mug to the floor.  The handle broke off.  I superglued it back on, but it continued to come off.  If only I'd known about JBWeld then.

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I yearn to see the COBOL mug and now yearn to see the FOX.

Does J B Weld tolerate microwaving?

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« Reply #896 on: January 25, 2022, 08:07:03 AM »
My kids still haven’t figured out that I don’t drink coffee. So I keep the cups they give me for guests. The last one looks kinda like this one. If I ever make myself a cup of coffee again I will use it.

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« Reply #897 on: January 25, 2022, 08:32:00 AM »
My kids still haven’t figured out that I don’t drink coffee.

Did you ever tell them?

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« Reply #898 on: January 25, 2022, 09:17:13 AM »
Did you ever tell them?

It’s not like the subject comes up over a cup of coffee.
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« Reply #899 on: January 25, 2022, 10:02:56 AM »
I was going to suggest the infamous Noory “This my mug.”

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It doesn’t appear to be readily available any more.  Sob, sob.  :'(


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