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[Walks_At_Night]

I'm lost. @ItsOver  I'm missing the reference there.  Help! 

Bunny in the pot baby. Bunny in the pot..............

[ItsOver]

Bunny in the pot baby. Bunny in the pot..............

Oh, man!  Poor Shay was at risk of hot elevator sex, followed by crazed stalking.

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[Walks_At_Night]

Oh, man!  Poor Shay was at risk of hot elevator sex, followed by crazed stalking.

Kids these days.     Well if @ShayP doesn't want to explore a possible liason with the young lady in question, I am sure that Hillbilly Jim would.
He sent this to me over the weekend, which I can only assume means he has hit a dry spell and is willing to take some chances.

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[ShayP]

Oh, man!  Poor Shay was at risk of hot elevator sex, followed by crazed stalking.

LOL!    No elevator sex for me.  Seems like it would be difficult with my bad back and all.  Plus if it's moving I'll feel motion sickness and the pressure to finish. 

Kids these days.     Well if @ShayP doesn't want to explore a possible liason with the young lady in question, I am sure that Hillbilly Jim would.
He sent this to me over the weekend, which I can only assume means he has hit a dry spell and is willing to take some chances.

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Hey man.  I'm in my 50's.  She has to be close to my age.  Not a young lady.  Other than being incredibly friendly and weirdly clingy to a guy that just buys groceries and happens to go through her aisle, there is something off.  I can't put it into words.  She might be a demon that wants my soul. 

[Bart Ell]

  I'm in my 50's.  She has to be close to my age.

I do not know much about ladies of that vintage but I do know one thing.
If they have gone through the change you can finish in them with impunity!
IMPUNITY!

[paladin1991]

I do not know much about ladies of that vintage but I do know one thing.
If they have gone through the change you can finish in them with impunity!
IMPUNITY!

Is there a pun in there?

[damon]

@paladin1991 What is the biggest fish that you have caught so far? Also what type of bait did you use to catch it??

[paladin1991]

@paladin1991 What is the biggest fish that you have caught so far? Also what type of bait did you use to catch it??

It had to be a pair of Dorado (mahi mahi).  One was 22 lbs and the other was just shy of 30.  Caught withing 10 mins of each other.  Fishing near Catalina Island, IIRC.  I don't remember the bait.

[damon]

It had to be a pair of Dorado (mahi mahi).  One was 22 lbs and the other was just shy of 30.  Caught withing 10 mins of each other.  Fishing near Catalina Island, IIRC.  I don't remember the bait.

Cool. The Biggest fish that i caught was a 3 pound Rainbow Trout and I was fishing near Mammoth Lakes. I was using corn flavor powerbait.

[KSM]

Is there a pun in there?

No, but there's a Punjab in there.

[KSM]

@Walks_At_Night  what am I looking at here?

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[Walks_At_Night]

@Walks_At_Night  what am I looking at here?

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That there is an incredibly clean toilet in Asia.  You have to squat over it like Johnny Bench, blow ass and hope most of it hits paydirt. It often doesn't and then you have a bit of a nightmare.  If you have wondered why Asians take their shoes off before entering the house, that is a part of the reason. You haven't lived until a bus load of dudes has BTFO one of those things before you get there and that Kung Pao is working its magic in your guts.

Edit: Being a young buck, you may or may not be aware of Johnny Bench. Here he is in coming out of his squat:
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[ShayP]

I do not know much about ladies of that vintage but I do know one thing.
If they have gone through the change you can finish in them with impunity!
IMPUNITY!

Now my mind is wandering.

[Walks_At_Night]

Now my mind is wandering.

Well ponder this. Have you ever been doing the funky monk with a chick and have the world around you Hindenberg? 

[ItsOver]

Edit: Being a young buck, you may or may not be aware of Johnny Bench. Here he is in coming out of his squat:
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The Big Red Machine!

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