@Walks_At_Night *SIGH* People are always asking me to do things. Or volunteering me. Paint the house, go take your cousin downtown dahntahn
, pick up your Aunt, cut down that dead tree, can you change my tire?, Easter is coming up. Think about what you are going to make for dinner. There will be 14 people. Huh?, and so on.
Now I'm tasked with impregnating 13,755 women!!!? Well, okay. I'll give it a go. I placed a prescription for Viagra and 20 cases of Gatorade. Now I just have to find my penis. 
You go ahead with this thing that you are tasked with you'll be spreading yourself quite thin as you spread all of them quite thin, fat, chunky, ugly, fucking gross, really old n' stinky, manly chicks, sweaty farty women, Mexicans and so-on.
Godspeed
And yes. I am a 'Ruiner'
EDIT:
Not really a ruiner. Pretty nice, actually.