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[ShayP]

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “It might have been.”

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I'll be honest.  I would sex her.  She's being cute and confident.  Think less of me if you will, but if she wanted sex with me, I'd be all in.  Pun intended. 

[KSM]

You fucking pussy. You stopped because TigerLily told you I was a good guy? I am very disappointed with you.  She is an enemy of fun, and she had no business doing so!!

Fuck Sakes!

[HamsterMuscle]

You fucking pussy. You stopped because TigerLily told you I was a good guy? I am very disappointed with you.  She is an enemy of fun, and she had no business doing so!!

Fuck Sakes!

I told her that you are a tool and rather boring. There's nothing interesting or creative in your retorts; you just slam your dick on the table and gargle vomit. If you get more interesting, I might have a go at you again.  But I'm not optimistic.

[KSM]

I told her that you are a tool and rather boring. There's nothing interesting or creative in your retorts; you just slam your dick on the table and gargle vomit. If you get more interesting, I might have a go at you again.  But I'm not optimistic.

You think calling someone Dog Vomit over and over again is somehow cutting edge? Good God, you're amateur.

Alright. I'm off to bed. I'll check in to see what lame predictable shit you come up with tomorrow.

Kisses. Fuckface.

[ItsOver]

I'll be honest.  I would sex her.  She's being cute and confident.  Think less of me if you will, but if she wanted sex with me, I'd be all in.  Pun intended. 

One down, 14,999 to go!  Go, Shay, go!

[Walks_At_Night]

@Walks_At_Night  *SIGH*  People are always asking me to do things.  Or volunteering me.  Paint the house, go take your cousin downtown dahntahn , pick up your Aunt, cut down that dead tree, can you change my tire?, Easter is coming up.  Think about what you are going to make for dinner.  There will be 14 people. Huh?,  and so on.

Now I'm tasked with impregnating 13,755 women!!!?  Well, okay. I'll give it a go.  I placed a prescription for Viagra and 20 cases of Gatorade.  Now I just have to find my penis. 

It is a great thing you moved back home. After you take out that dead tree and haul it away, we are gonna need you to get that stump out as well. You can use this:
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[ShayP]

One down, 14,999 to go!  Go, Shay, go!

Wait! You upped the ante? I thought I only had to do 13,755 women.  I'll need more Viagra and Gatorade.  I have to develop a different approach.  Starting off a conversation with "I can tell by your mood ring this is a good day to approach you.  By the way I'm a Capricorn."  "You wanna get pregnant?" doesn't really work either.

[ShayP]

It is a great thing you moved back home. After you take out that dead tree and haul it away, we are gonna need you to get that stump out as well. You can use this:
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Oooo...I like that.  It seems, tactical!

[ShayP]

EDIT: 
Not really a ruiner. Pretty nice, actually.

You're okay. 

[Bart Ell]

I have to develop a different approach. 

This should help.

[ShayP]

This should help.

The singer mentioned a grocery store.  I do have some shopping to do today.  I can't do 17 in a row but I might get 3 or 4.  I do like that song.  Karaoke night is coming up.  I hope I nail it. 

[Bart Ell]

Karaoke night is coming up.  I hope I nail it. 

This should help.

[ItsOver]

Wait! You upped the ante? I thought I only had to do 13,755 women.  I'll need more Viagra and Gatorade.  I have to develop a different approach.  Starting off a conversation with "I can tell by your mood ring this is a good day to approach you.  By the way I'm a Capricorn."  "You wanna get pregnant?" doesn't really work either.

15,000 is a nice round number and gives you a few extra to help make Pittsburgh boom!

[ItsOver]

The singer mentioned a grocery store.  I do have some shopping to do today.  I can't do 17 in a row but I might get 3 or 4.  I do like that song.  Karaoke night is coming up.  I hope I nail it. 

You can do it, Shay!

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“Let’s go, Shay! If Shay can’t do it, nobody can!”

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[Walks_At_Night]

Ummmmm. Shay?  It seems that tree removal task you were given didn't go so hot. It's all over the internet. You gonna be okay to pump out that Easter dinner still though, right?