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[ShayP]

Okay wiseguys.  I just wanted to know if anybody knew why the wire and such was in the tree.  I did a search and all I could find was something to do with lightning strikes or something that protected saplings.

The bigger issue is that my face hurts.  Does anyone care?  No.     This incident marred my beauty.  Well, actually my rugged good looks. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Okay wiseguys.  I just wanted to know if anybody knew why the wire and such was in the tree.  I did a search and all I could find was something to do with lightning strikes or something that protected saplings.

The bigger issue is that my face hurts. Does anyone care?  No.     This incident marred my beauty.  Well, actually my rugged good looks. 

1. Told you - there were trolls long before there was an internet. The 1927 version was playing the loooong game.

2. Well no - we don't really care but here. This might make you feel better:

[KSM]

@ShayP  Look at you getting all this Tell/Ask attention! 
Here's an ASK.

The pictures speak for themselves. We won the thing in 09. My question is, what's the deal with the 250 shoulder patch? You can see that it is signed too. 

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[ShayP]

1. Told you - there were trolls long before there was an internet. The 1927 version was playing the loooong game.

2. Well no - we don't really care but here. This might make you feel better:

That hurts man.  I'm sensitive.

[Bart Ell]

@ShayP  Look at you getting all this Tell/Ask attention! 
Here's an ASK.

The pictures speak for themselves. We won the thing in 09. My question is, what's the deal with the 250 shoulder patch? You can see that it is signed too. 

Put a shirt on, you don't want @ShayP to get all moist!

[ShayP]

@ShayP  Look at you getting all this Tell/Ask attention! 
Here's an ASK.

The pictures speak for themselves. We won the thing in 09. My question is, what's the deal with the 250 shoulder patch? You can see that it is signed too. 

@KSM Nice jerseys man.    The 250 patch was for the anniversary of the city.  Founded in 1758.  BTW...I'm glad you're back to KSM.

[ShayP]

Put a shirt on, you don't want @ShayP to get all moist!

I'll produce my special juices to marinade him.

[Walks_At_Night]

I'll produce my special juices to marinade him.

Jesus.

[KSM]

Jesus.

Yip.

Sometimes he takes all the pressure off of me in just one post. Thank you @ShayP I feel renewed and unmarred by my previous, rather horrific entries. 


PS Please do not discuss your juice dispenser.

[whoozit]

Jesus.

Keep Jesus out of this man lust.

[KSM]

@TigerLily This is what I was talking about. Not sure how close it is your situation.
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[GravitySucks]

LOL! @GravitySucks  Nah, I have all my digits.  I do have several small wounds on my face though.  Maybe you or anybody who reads this can enlighten me.

The tree was easy to take down.  After it was on the ground I was cutting it into segments. I started at the top and worked my way down.  About half way through, things got bad.  There was a heavy gauge wire attached to a spring and then connected to a piece of rebar at the base.  I didn't notice it.  The tree was old and dead and at one point it grew around this wire contraption.  So it was flush in the the bark of the tree.

The chainsaw dug into it it, binded up, started pulling that wire out, and essentially burst. I wasn't forcing it either.  I just felt it grab and tried to back off but it popped.  The guard kept it on but parts of it broke off and flew back in my face.  It definitely was one of those WTF! moments.

That sucks @ShayP   but look at the bright side. Assuming the relative that asked you to cut the tree has homeowners insurance, you can get a new saw and that plastic surgery you’ve been wanting so you can finally look like Prince.

[paladin1991]

Okay wiseguys.  I just wanted to know if anybody knew why the wire and such was in the tree.  I did a search and all I could find was something to do with lightning strikes or something that protected saplings.

The bigger issue is that my face hurts.  Does anyone care?  No.     This incident marred my beauty.  Well, actually my rugged good looks. 

Your whole face or just your mouth?

[HamsterMuscle]

Your whole face or just your mouth?

Are you asking if he has a beautiful mouth?

[paladin1991]

Are you asking if he has a beautiful mouth?

Never as pretty a mouf as you.   Sooowie!