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[ShayP]

Ok. May I suggest a little..   
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Heh heh.  Maybe I should just get laid on a regular basis.  I'm going to see Steel Panther on the 28th of April.  Maybe I can score some chicks. 

[ItsOver]

What is this exercise you speak of?  Honestly nothing is working.  It's hard to explain, but I'll fall asleep and an hour or two later it feels like I'm being pulled out of it. As if someone was waking me up and I have this sensation that I'm late for something.  It's sudden though.  I wake up immediately, almost in a panic.  It has to be mental.  This has been going on for a few years.  Previous to that you couldn't wake me up at all.  You could bomb my house and I'd awaken hours later in the rubble. 

The medical system hasn’t been able to help any?

[KSM]

Heh heh.  Maybe I should just get laid on a regular basis.  I'm going to see Steel Panther on the 28th of April.  Maybe I can score some chicks. 

Ok. Well if that doesn't work.. may I suggest a little of..  THIS!
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YOU'LL SLEEP, MOTHERFUCKA'!

[ShayP]

The medical system hasn’t been able to help any?

No, not really.  I'm highly skeptical about prescription sleep aids.  The stuff you recommended a while back was working, then it didn't.  Unisom and over the counter drugs of that nature work half the time.  The other half, I get anxiety.

[ShayP]

Ok. Well if that doesn't work.. may I suggest a little of..  THIS!
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YOU'LL SLEEP, MOTHERFUCKA'!

No way.  I'll use the 9mm before that.  By the way, is that part of your dungeon?   

[Bart Ell]

Heh heh.  Maybe I should just get laid on a regular basis.  I'm going to see Steel Panther on the 28th of April.  Maybe I can score some chicks. 

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[Walks_At_Night]

No, not really.  I'm highly skeptical about prescription sleep aids.  The stuff you recommended a while back was working, then it didn't.  Unisom and over the counter drugs of that nature work half the time.  The other half, I get anxiety.

*sigh*  Just put this on at bedtime. You'll drift off and sleep as long as the stream lasts - 12 hours straight.

[ShayP]

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You may also want to go the extra mile and add in one of these...

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Holy shit!  They went down in price.  My last Fleshlight cost over $70.  It became cost prohibitive.  I will bookmark that link.  The savings!

I'm out on the prostate massager though.  Nope.

[ShayP]

*sigh*  Just put this on at bedtime. You'll drift off and sleep as long as the stream lasts - 12 hours straight.

You want me to kill myself don't you?    Moon will put me out but DDD will raise my blood pressure.  And imagine the subliminal messages I'd get while I was asleep.

[Walks_At_Night]

Holy shit!  They went down in price.  My last Fleshlight cost over $70.  It became cost prohibitive.  I will bookmark that link.  The savings!

I'm out on the prostate massager though.  Nope.

Was saving this tale for the book that I'll never write so I guess this is a good time. Found a receipt for one of those things in the Men's Room at work at about 7AM on a Monday morning. It was for one of those devices and the purchase was made with cash at about 10PM on Saturday night at a place down the road a spell called the "Frisky Business Boutique".  Shared the find with Jim of course. The theory was the perv lived out a ways and was so revved up he couldn't wait to get home to break her in so cruised on into the office.  Lust coupled with the ambience of the C135 Men's head was just too irresistible.

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[JUAN]

Find Lisa Garr podcasts.  She always puts me to sleep.

[Walks_At_Night]

You want me to kill myself don't you?    Moon will put me out but DDD will raise my blood pressure.  And imagine the subliminal messages I'd get while I was asleep.

Just try it. I've moved over to the guest room on some bad nights and have done so. No ill effects at all. 

[ItsOver]

Was saving this tale for the book that I'll never write so I guess this is a good time. Found a receipt for one of those things in the Men's Room at work at about 7AM on a Monday morning. It was for one of those devices and the purchase was made with cash at about 10PM on Saturday night at a place down the road a spell called the "Frisky Business Boutique".  Shared the find with Jim of course. The theory was the perv lived out a ways and was so revved up he couldn't wait to get home to break her in so cruised on into the office.  Lust coupled with the ambience of the C135 Men's head was just too irresistible.

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The "Frisky Business Boutique.”  Ha!

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[Walks_At_Night]

The "Frisky Business Boutique.”  Ha!

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Just down the road from the office around the corner from Bojangle's chicken and the Cook Out Burger joint:
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[ItsOver]

Find Lisa Garr podcasts.  She always puts me to sleep.

Most of C2C’s women of woo send me to slumberland.  Especially The Numbers Nut.

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I just hope they don’t find me someday dead in bed from boredom.