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Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
« Reply #1200 on: April 25, 2022, 07:54:02 PM »
@sean92008
We have our first HOA committee meeting tomorrow night via zoom.
Any suggestions on my approach, attitude, to those fuckers? We will be discussing what to do with all the funds collected as well as selecting a treasurer. Not sure I want that gig as I would much rather be the potential sore thumb of the group.
Why are you asking the local asshole @KSM ?
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Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
« Reply #1201 on: April 25, 2022, 08:51:14 PM »
@sean92008
We have our first HOA committee meeting tomorrow night via zoom.
Any suggestions on my approach, attitude, to those fuckers? We will be discussing what to do with all the funds collected as well as selecting a treasurer. Not sure I want that gig as I would much rather be the potential sore thumb of the group.

Know your local zoning and HOA limitations. At a previous HOA, a severe HOA violation could cause the house to go into foreclosure.
Humm...

1) Make sure garages can hold at least 1 vehicle and that campers, off road vehicles are behind fences/out of view. Nothing says white trash or ghetto like yards full of cars or abandoned vehicles.

2) All contracts for services are multi-quoted, no nepotism without disclosure

3) All emails to the board auto forward to all board members and the manager. Cuts down in favoritism, fraud.

4) No short term rentals. Resident/car limits, monthly premium or application fee to do a background check on renters (this was massively important near Vegas, renters had to have the check because we were a gated community).

5) Clear party/noise  guidelines. Sign off by neighbors, strict time limits unless neighbors approve extended times... In writing.

6) Text alert list. (Especially for crime alerts)

7) Sign up with a tow company in case the need arises.

8 ) Get people to sign off on drone photographs to inspect the properties.

9) Encourage security cameras

10) ACH payments

11) Trash pickup contract for Monday pickups (weekend yard and cleanup work)

12) Be a Nazi. Assholes take the inch, then the mile and fuck up a neighborhood quickly. Zero tolerance!!! Drug busts = foreclosure!

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Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
« Reply #1202 on: April 25, 2022, 08:59:32 PM »
Know your local zoning and HOA limitations. At a previous HOA, a severe HOA violation could cause the house to go into foreclosure.
Humm...

1) Make sure garages can hold at least 1 vehicle and that campers, off road vehicles are behind fences/out of view. Nothing says white trash or ghetto like yards full of cars or abandoned vehicles.

2) All contracts for services are multi-quoted, no nepotism without disclosure

3) All emails to the board auto forward to all board members and the manager. Cuts down in favoritism, fraud.

4) No short term rentals. Resident/car limits, monthly premium or application fee to do a background check on renters (this was massively important near Vegas, renters had to have the check because we were a gated community).

5) Clear party/noise  guidelines. Sign off by neighbors, strict time limits unless neighbors approve extended times... In writing.

6) Text alert list. (Especially for crime alerts)

7) Sign up with a tow company in case the need arises.

8 ) Get people to sign off on drone photographs to inspect the properties.

9) Encourage security cameras

10) ACH payments

11) Trash pickup contract for Monday pickups (weekend yard and cleanup work)

12) Be a Nazi. Assholes take the inch, then the mile and fuck up a neighborhood quickly. Zero tolerance!!! Drug busts = foreclosure!

13) All households should have at least 10 layers working hard.

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Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
« Reply #1203 on: April 25, 2022, 09:00:57 PM »
13) All households should have at least 10 layers working hard.


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« Reply #1204 on: April 26, 2022, 12:06:17 AM »
@PolkaDot ! Glad you're back. It's weird being the only female. And I like your company. You smell nice. About the Dokken post, etc. Since I had never been appropriately introduced to Metal I asked the guys to show me around. It was great fun and I knew I would come out hardened and shiny. I really am into quite a lot of the bands now and have quite a few that I'd never heard before on heavy rotation. Gotta go with Iron Maiden as my favorite of the bunch. Thanks again @ShayP . But a bunch of others too
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« Reply #1206 on: April 26, 2022, 08:09:51 AM »
@PolkaDot ! Glad you're back. It's weird being the only female. And I like your company. You smell nice. About the Dokken post, etc. Since I had never been appropriately introduced to Metal I asked the guys to show me around. It was great fun and I knew I would come out hardened and shiny. I really am into quite a lot of the bands now and have quite a few that I'd never heard before on heavy rotation. Gotta go with Iron Maiden as my favorite of the bunch. Thanks again @ShayP . But a bunch of others too

You're welcome. @TigerLily  Iron Maiden welcomes a new fan.  :D

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Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
« Reply #1207 on: May 01, 2022, 06:34:17 AM »
@Chefist When are you planning to do your podcast again?

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« Reply #1208 on: May 01, 2022, 09:15:09 AM »
@Chefist When are you planning to do your podcast again?

Wow...I'm not sure...what are we down to? Maybe 12 listeners? Ha

It was fun though...and drove Georgie Boy nuts.  ;D
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« Reply #1209 on: May 01, 2022, 09:30:56 AM »
Wow...I'm not sure...what are we down to? Maybe 12 listeners? Ha

It was fun though...and drove Georgie Boy nuts.  ;D
I really did enjoy your shows. And yes, it did drove the Senda Monster crazy. lol

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« Reply #1210 on: May 01, 2022, 11:16:54 AM »
Wow...I'm not sure...what are we down to? Maybe 12 listeners? Ha

It was fun though...and drove Georgie Boy nuts.  ;D
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« Reply #1211 on: May 01, 2022, 08:44:06 PM »
@Chefist If you decide to restart your podcast about Falkie or any other topic, I know that you will have a lot of fan from Ellgab.

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Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
« Reply #1212 on: May 08, 2022, 04:08:10 PM »
@Chefist  if you do start your podcast again, I hope that @LittleChris can call in too.

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Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
« Reply #1213 on: May 10, 2022, 07:47:52 AM »
@Open Lines Gerry How are you doing today??

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« Reply #1214 on: May 12, 2022, 09:55:56 AM »
@PolkaDot ! Glad you're back. It's weird being the only female. And I like your company. You smell nice.

Thanks for saying so. I taste good too. Hmm, reminds me of a song.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.