Ask Bart Anything

[ShayP]

That flirtin with disaster song drives me NUTS!  The nasally vocals are an abomination. You're only a few years older than me, isn't Molly Hatchet a little before your time? Guess I don't know much about them.

I just want to know what a Foghat is and should I pick one up.

Hmm the N button on my keyboard is not responding unless I hit it hard. Bart what can I do about the N?

@Christmas Farm Penis  I'm soon to be 49 and I guess some of these groups are before my time but I dig music and remember these songs from when I was kid.  The band Foghat got it's name from some made up name for a fishing hat.  Fucking Brits.  Anyway, I love Metal and Classic rock the most. Not that you asked.  Just sayin'. 

I agree with the nasally vocals with Molly Hatchet.  Still rock to it at times though.  It's sort of a random craving for certain songs.

[Bart Ell]

Hello Bartman, the fella's and I were wondering what a Foghat was? I'm actually asking for @ShayP Coz he wants to change the station when Foghat comes on.   what say you

No idea, seems like hippies trying to rock to me.
I hate hippies.
I also hate bands with mustaches and long hair.
Thankfully it is mostly hippies doing that so I am not missing out on much.

I do appreciate how this guy starts a song, though

[ShayP]

No idea, seems like hippies trying to rock to me.
I hate hippies.
I also hate bands with mustaches and long hair.

So you hate Spinal Tap? Well at least the bass player.    Plus hippies aren't a thing anymore.  Just hipsters and other dregs of society.   

Anyway, I liked the remake of Kick Out The Jams that was done by Bad Brains w/Henry Rollins for the Pump up the Volume soundtrack.

[Bart Ell]

So you hate Spinal Tap? Well at least the bass player.    Plus hippies aren't a thing anymore.  Just hipsters and other dregs of society.   

Anyway, I liked the remake of Kick Out The Jams that was done by Bad Brains w/Henry Rollins for the Pump up the Volume soundtrack.

Spinal Tap were hippies who stuffed in an attempt to ride the wave of real rock.

[ShayP]

Spinal Tap were hippies who stuffed in an attempt to ride the wave of real rock.

#fakenews  It was satire.

[Bart Ell]

#fakenews  It was satire.

Satire?
You question their ability to rock or their stuffing?

[KSM]

No idea, seems like hippies trying to rock to me.
I hate hippies.
I also hate bands with mustaches and long hair.

Musicians with long hair and moustaches are the fucking worst! They look like Muppets! But the ones that ALSO wear SANDALS?? I can't murder enough kittens to satisfy my bloodlust when I see such abominations on a stage.

[Bart Ell]

Musicians with long hair and moustaches are the fucking worst! They look like Muppets! But the ones that ALSO wear SANDALS?? I can't murder enough kittens to satisfy my bloodlust when I see such abominations on a stage.

And watches.
We already know what time it is - time to fucking rock.

[PolkaDot]

So you hate Spinal Tap? Well at least the bass player.    Plus hippies aren't a thing anymore.  Just hipsters and other dregs of society.   

Anyway, I liked the remake of Kick Out The Jams that was done by Bad Brains w/Henry Rollins for the Pump up the Volume soundtrack.

I hate to butt in...butt hipsters is the long version of hippies. (Hippies were hipsters). Continue with your bromance/classic rock obsession.

[ShayP]

Musicians with long hair and moustaches are the fucking worst! They look like Muppets! But the ones that ALSO wear SANDALS?? I can't murder enough kittens to satisfy my bloodlust when I see such abominations on a stage.

Sandals suck no matter what.  My opinion of course.  Does it have to be the combination of mustache and long hair that sets you off?  I mean, what about Uriah Heap? C'mon!   

[ShayP]

I hate to butt in...butt hipsters is the long version of hippies. (Hippies were hipsters). Continue with your bromance/classic rock obsession.

Today's hipsters have evolved into another species of the past hipster.  They are not yesterday's hipster.  They are to be smited and crushed beneath our feet.  Nothing like seeing some asshole looking like a wayward lumberjack wandering around the inner city with his flannel shirt, skinny jeans, and thick framed glasses so they accent the emotionless (or sad) expression on his face. Add a beanie cap for good measure and the typical lack of personal hygiene.  I am now pissed envisioning these assholes.

[ShayP]

And watches.
We already know what time it is - time to fucking rock.

Who wears a watch on stage?

[PolkaDot]

Today's hipsters have evolved into another species of the past hipster.  They are not yesterday's hipster.  They are to be smited and crushed beneath our feet.  Nothing like seeing some asshole looking like a wayward lumberjack wandering around the inner city with his flannel shirt, skinny jeans, and thick framed glasses so they accent the emotionless (or sad) expression on his face. Add a beanie cap for good measure and the typical lack of personal hygiene.  I am now pissed envisioning these assholes.

Now you sound like your father. 

[damon]

@Bart Ell  Are you going to have any special WOO WOO for New Year's eve going into New Year's day?

[KSM]

@Bart Ell  Are you going to have any special WOO WOO for New Year's eve going into New Year's day?

@damon The answer to that is, no. Just this Friday December 20th. Bart would've answered but he's currently building a fort in the spare room.