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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4140 on: March 24, 2021, 06:45:42 PM »
Too much floor and not enough ceiling talk.

If only walls could talk. ::)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4141 on: March 25, 2021, 01:05:10 PM »
My math is fine. I was rounding up. GUYS DO THAT YA SHITBARN!




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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4142 on: March 29, 2021, 07:55:54 PM »
Bart,  Sharon Stone claims Dr. gave her bigger breasts than she consented to.  Could this just be a case of a free upgrade?  Certainly her size was on back order.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4143 on: March 29, 2021, 08:00:43 PM »
Bart,  Sharon Stone claims Dr. gave her bigger breasts than she consented to.  Could this just be a case of a free upgrade?  Certainly her size was on back order.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4144 on: March 29, 2021, 08:08:32 PM »
Pictures or it didn't happen.

I'm not sure before and after pictures would help on this one.  It's one of those relative things.  Bigger than something not so big is hard to measure.   Alias, it's relative to her hips

"When I was unbandaged, I discovered that I had a full cup-size bigger breasts, ones that he said 'go better with your hip size'

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4145 on: March 30, 2021, 05:28:19 AM »
Bart,  Sharon Stone claims Dr. gave her bigger breasts than she consented to.  Could this just be a case of a free upgrade?  Certainly her size was on back order.

She is very ungrateful!


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4146 on: April 04, 2021, 05:32:30 AM »
@Bart Ell
I need to resize a photo to 5MB or less. Where? How? Do I do this?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4148 on: April 04, 2021, 05:45:12 AM »
https://picresize.com/

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I may hate you in the NHL thread. However, hate is good in ice hockey. Yesterday, I wished that someone would take Carter Hart to a South Philly bar, so someone would beat him up. Hart needs to man up!!!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4149 on: April 04, 2021, 05:55:23 AM »
THANK YOU.
I respect your brain @Bart Ell .
I may hate you in the NHL thread. However, hate is good in ice hockey. Yesterday, I wished that someone would take Carter Hart to a South Philly bar, so someone would beat him up. Hart needs to man up!!!

I saw that during the bubble playoffs last year but you just didn't want to believe me!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4150 on: April 04, 2021, 06:00:20 AM »
I saw that during the bubble playoffs last year but you just didn't want to believe me!
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4151 on: April 07, 2021, 05:59:28 PM »
Do you like gingerbread? I'm talkin the stuff at Christmas.. gingerbread houses and gingerbread men/women? Seriously - this is the stuff that's not really hard, it has a bit of a squeeze to it - almost fluffy! And it's all frosted  :)   You like what I'm layin' out here?

Christmas 2016 my nephew and I were supposed to build a gingerbread house together (it was a pre cooked kit  :-[) that I had bought but it was meant to be quality time.  I couldn't wait. I ate all the house pieces right out of the box days before my sister was to drop him off.   He was four and he was FURIOUS! >:( >:( >:( and then cried like a little bitch  :'( :'( :'( as he told me in crying voice "I want you to GO TO THE JAIL!"  :'( :'( >:( >:( :'( :'( :'(   

LOLOL "THE jail" that's what he said! Whatta shmuck!

Tough cookies NICK! Life ain't always fair! Hehehe
https://youtu.be/BkJuUGnVg6M  Just what you say.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4152 on: April 08, 2021, 12:14:11 AM »
Do you like gingerbread? I'm talkin the stuff at Christmas.. gingerbread houses and gingerbread men/women? Seriously - this is the stuff that's not really hard, it has a bit of a squeeze to it - almost fluffy! And it's all frosted  :)   You like what I'm layin' out here?

Christmas 2016 my nephew and I were supposed to build a gingerbread house together (it was a pre cooked kit  :-[) that I had bought but it was meant to be quality time.  I couldn't wait. I ate all the house pieces right out of the box days before my sister was to drop him off.   He was four and he was FURIOUS! >:( >:( >:( and then cried like a little bitch  :'( :'( :'( as he told me in crying voice "I want you to GO TO THE JAIL!"  :'( :'( >:( >:( :'( :'( :'(   

LOLOL "THE jail" that's what he said! Whatta shmuck!

Tough cookies NICK! Life ain't always fair! Hehehe

Was is a gingerbread jail house?  Did you eat your way out? ???

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4153 on: April 08, 2021, 04:53:51 AM »
Do you like gingerbread? I'm talkin the stuff at Christmas.. gingerbread houses and gingerbread men/women? Seriously - this is the stuff that's not really hard, it has a bit of a squeeze to it - almost fluffy! And it's all frosted  :)   You like what I'm layin' out here?

Christmas 2016 my nephew and I were supposed to build a gingerbread house together (it was a pre cooked kit  :-[) that I had bought but it was meant to be quality time.  I couldn't wait. I ate all the house pieces right out of the box days before my sister was to drop him off.   He was four and he was FURIOUS! >:( >:( >:( and then cried like a little bitch  :'( :'( :'( as he told me in crying voice "I want you to GO TO THE JAIL!"  :'( :'( >:( >:( :'( :'( :'(   

LOLOL "THE jail" that's what he said! Whatta shmuck!

Tough cookies NICK! Life ain't always fair! Hehehe

The stuff with a squeeze to it is great.
The Nick Langford story is a tell.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4154 on: April 13, 2021, 11:04:14 AM »
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