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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4260 on: June 04, 2021, 05:33:21 PM »
No but if a midget gets enough fleas they could fly away with him.
I assumed normal fleas would look like hummingbirds around the midget.

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« Reply #4261 on: June 04, 2021, 06:17:47 PM »
I assumed normal fleas would look like hummingbirds around the midget.

That would depend on how small the midget is.
I bet, on some, they would look like majestic crows!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4262 on: June 05, 2021, 08:17:31 AM »
So far this morning I have climbed a mountain, touched a wild deer, put linseed oil on the wooden ceiling over my front patio and restrained two shutters.  Am I allowed to have breakfast now?

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« Reply #4263 on: June 05, 2021, 08:30:21 AM »
So far this morning I have climbed a mountain, touched a wild deer, put linseed oil on the wooden ceiling over my front patio and restrained two shutters.  Am I allowed to have breakfast now?

Depends on your definition of "touched"

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« Reply #4264 on: June 05, 2021, 10:26:12 AM »
So far this morning I have climbed a mountain, touched a wild deer, put linseed oil on the wooden ceiling over my front patio and restrained two shutters.  Am I allowed to have breakfast now?

SEIZE THE DAY! HAVE BREAKFAST WITHOUT PERMISSION!

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« Reply #4265 on: June 05, 2021, 12:12:36 PM »
Depends on your definition of "touched"

Yes, this seems salacious!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4266 on: June 05, 2021, 12:41:21 PM »
We bumped into each other on a blind corner of the trail.  We’ll always have Sharptop!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4267 on: June 05, 2021, 01:35:42 PM »

Dear Bartranameous

Why does it seem my karma points go up faster when I'm not here than when I'm here posting?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4268 on: June 05, 2021, 04:38:21 PM »
Dear Bartranameous

Why does it seem my karma points go up faster when I'm not here than when I'm here posting?

Signed, Don't Care, Just Curious

Not to point out the obvious...but...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4269 on: June 06, 2021, 06:55:51 AM »
Bart,

Should I be concerned that Senda handled his raccoon incursion better that the U.S. Army?


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4270 on: June 06, 2021, 07:20:43 AM »
Bart,

Should I be concerned that Senda handled his raccoon incursion better that the U.S. Army?



Yes you should be.
Billions in boomboom machines and not one bat with nails sticking out of it to get the job done.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4271 on: June 06, 2021, 11:35:20 AM »
Not to point out the obvious...but...

That was my thought but then I figured ... Impossible!

Hence, Ask Bart
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4272 on: June 06, 2021, 12:05:43 PM »
Dear Bartranameous

Why does it seem my karma points go up faster when I'm not here than when I'm here posting?

Signed, Don't Care, Just Curious

No idea, I don't pay attention.

Funny story, @TigerLily ,

Some people used to get themselves so worked up they would dedicate their lives to spiting people.

I think it was @MataHari22 (they can correct me if I am wrong) who was using a script to spite both @Jedimiller and @HopHey every two hours.
I hope it was a script or else it was an insane level of effort.
I had the web ninjas (is that what squatter called them? I forgot) write a little code that could add a random amount of praise between 6 and 10 every few times one of these dedicated spiters attacked.
I believe it was triggered by multiple spites in one day or by someone on the same IP spiting from different accounts.
They were playing a game they could never win and I am sure it just made them even more melty.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4273 on: June 06, 2021, 12:40:54 PM »
Dear Bartranameous

Why does it seem my karma points go up faster when I'm not here than when I'm here posting?

Signed, Don't Care, Just Curious
+1  ;)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4274 on: June 06, 2021, 12:47:04 PM »
Why is @Bart Ell so popular?
Very hot and boring in Philly last night.
I ended listen to a podcast -- Mr. Rubini - Flat Earth Theory.
20 % of the time they talking about --who is Bart Ell.