Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

If memory serves, Imran Khan hasn't been heard from since about 2014. I do wonder whether or not he lives still with his dad and mom.

Do you know anything beyond this, Bart?

Screw you for putting this in my brain for the next 5 days.

[KSM]

Screw you for putting this in my brain for the next 5 days.

No harm meant, but harm caused. Apologies

Been exactly five days since I heard it on a replay and it's still going on.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Would you get a contactless taco supreme from the glowing, incandescent, taco box in the sky?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Would you get a contactless taco supreme from the glowing, incandescent, taco box in the sky?

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THE WORLD IS GETTING BETTER EVERY DAY!
Chalupa me up!

[KSM]

Continued:

So did you then walk the guy out of the bus with a sort of, "Really? What the fuck was that?"   ?

[Bart Ell]

Continued:

So did you then walk the guy out of the bus with a sort of, "Really? What the fuck was that?"   ?

No sir.
I am what is known as an asshole so I mocked him with things like HELLO MR CLAPTON, I CAN GET YOU 10% OFF and OH HELLO MR, PAGE, BIG FAN! WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I COULD GET YOU FREE SHIPPING?

[KSM]

No sir.
I am what is known as an asshole so I mocked him with things like HELLO MR CLAPTON, I CAN GET YOU 10% OFF and OH HELLO MR, PAGE, BIG FAN! WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I COULD GET YOU FREE SHIPPING?

Ah, I figured that it was a one off where you never really saw the guy again.  But mocking is good!! I like to Mock! - April Wine

I wanna mock!
Do ya wanna get mocked..?
Let's get let's get let's get Mocked!
Been a long time since I mock n rolled.
Mock Me, Mock me through the night..  < Great White
Mock me tonight! <career ruining video
Mock n' roll damnation
Mock n roll all night.. party every..  meh, doesn't work 

GIMME AN M (M) O (O) C (C) K (K)  WHATCHA GOT!!? (MOCK) AND WHATCHA GONNA DO.. (MOCK YOU!!)   Check dat shit ouuut!

[Bart Ell]

Ah, I figured that it was a one off where you never really saw the guy again.  But mocking is good!! I like to Mock! - April Wine

I wanna mock!
Do ya wanna get mocked..?
Let's get let's get let's get Mocked!
Been a long time since I mock n rolled.
Mock Me, Mock me through the night..  < Great White
Mock me tonight! <career ruining video
Mock n' roll damnation
Mock n roll all night.. party every..  meh, doesn't work 

GIMME AN M (M) O (O) C (C) K (K)  WHATCHA GOT!!? (MOCK) AND WHATCHA GONNA DO.. (MOCK YOU!!)   Check dat shit ouuut!

There's Only One Way to Mock.

[whoozit]

Mock me tonight! <career ruining video

Hey Bart, how would this video have been received if the climate of today applied back then?

[Bart Ell]

Hey Bart, how would this video have been received if the climate of today applied back then?

I wish videos today were as manly as the videos back then!

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[Walks_At_Night]

Hey Bart,

Is the green, white and red flag with the musket guy on it a Quebec thing?

https://twitter.com/thevivafrei/status/1426619468327882761

[Walks_At_Night]

^^^ NVM. Answered my own Q. It is a Patriote flag.  Not sure I like the green, white, red from an aethstetic view point but that guy looks bad ass on there. Won't comment on the politics behind it because it is none of my beeswax. 

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[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Taking the day off to do some electrical work at the house here. I just labeled a wire "hot load" which made me laugh. Will I ever grow up?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Taking the day off to do some electrical work at the house here. I just labeled a wire "hot load" which made me laugh. Will I ever grow up?

Hopefully your hot loads will continue until you kick the bucket.

[TigerLily]

I wish videos today were as manly as the videos back then!

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The girl mocked him, gathered up her clothes and left