Ask Bart Anything

[TigerLily]

You're preoccupied with "Big Logs"  Don't go looking into the toilet after the logger does his business.

I love that song. Especially the intro
Coincidentally, I am trying to figure out logs on the 100 years thread. Think I will take a break and listen to this song

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bartinormous

Just how tall are you? In American

6'3 but shrinking.

[TigerLily]

6'3 but shrinking.

Oooh! I'm 5'1" perfect! Why shrinkage?

[KSM]

I love that song. Especially the intro
Coincidentally, I am trying to figure out logs on the 100 years thread. Think I will take a break and listen to this song

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? THE CAPTAINS LOG! @TigerLily

[Bart Ell]

Oooh! I'm 5'1" perfect! Why shrinkage?

It must be the height diet I have been on.
I used to be 6'4 but @KSM fat height shamed me to lose an inch.

[TigerLily]

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? THE CAPTAINS LOG! @TigerLily

I would say you should take that act on the road but you already have

[TigerLily]

It must be the height diet I have been on.
I used to be 6'4 but @KSM fat height shamed me to lose an inch.

He's just jealous because he's only 5'3". I tower over him in 4 inch heels

[KSM]

It must be the height diet I have been on.
I used to be 6'4 but @KSM fat height shamed me to lose an inch.

Not that I care but check your pants. The lost inch may be a gained inch. Has to go somewhere, right?

[Bart Ell]

Not that I care but check your pants. The lost inch may be a gained inch. Has to go somewhere, right?

Extra prick?
UNHEARD OF!

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

With Rix's radio show on hiatus for a bit, I worry about this thread and the ability for me to get the questions that nag me answered. Will you be naming a locum here or should I rotate to the KSM thread?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

With Rix's radio show on hiatus for a bit, I worry about this thread and the ability for me to get the questions that nag me answered. Will you be naming a locum here or should I rotate to the KSM thread?

Adjust your asking schedule to GMT+1 and you will not notice a difference.

[Walks_At_Night]

Adjust your asking schedule to GMT+1 and you will not notice a difference.

That can work. As of late I have been dealing with Messrs. Agostino and Tonino in Rome at work. Of course...I am on vacation until January 4th.
So I'll have get my asks in early. Maybe next time marry a Hawaiian?

[Bart Ell]

Maybe next time marry a Hawaiian?

It is not the location, it's my antiscoial nature.
And they are American.
One works at the US Embassy and the other is a university professor.

[Walks_At_Night]

It is not the location, it's my antiscoial nature.
And they are American.
One works at the US Embassy and the other is a university professor.

Ahhh. An Embassy gig. How nice. I once worked with a dude that dreamed of that very thing. Pushing papers 9 to 5 in some beautiful Euro city. It is quite the process to get one of those gigs. Took him years to get everything squared away and he finally got on some hire list. He said the only offer he got was for Kinshasha. He wanted to be hanging out in sidewalk cafe's, eating great food and screwing hot chicks but the best he could get was a chance to swelter in the heat and be locked in some compound hoping not to get truck bombed. He eventually ended up getting a gig with the state government here - got the work hours he wanted but not the locale.

[PolkaDot]

Extra prick?
UNHEARD OF!

Christmas miracle?