Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

This clip made me laugh loud and strong. I'm a horrible person, aren't I?

You are but it has nothing to do with that video.
I'm still worse, though.

[Exile]

Bart,

Have you asked yerself why , when you are driving the speed limit, you are holding up traffic? If not, why not?

What is yer opinion of the possibility of a human like sex bot?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Have you asked yerself why , when you are driving the speed limit, you are holding up traffic? If not, why not?

What is yer opinion of the possibility of a human like sex bot?

No because I am usually the asshole making you feel like you are holding up traffic.

I would prefer a human like sex bot to a horse, dog or cat like sex bot.

[Walks_At_Night]

No because I am usually the asshole making you feel like you are holding up traffic.

I would prefer a human like sex bot to a horse, dog or cat like sex bot.

Bart,

Would you pre-arrange disposal of that sex bot in the advent of your untimely demise?  Disposal of large used sex items is quite a burden to drop on friends and family.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Would you pre-arrange disposal of that sex bot in the advent of your untimely demise?  Disposal of large used sex items is quite a burden to drop on friends and family.

That would be selfish of me, Bairyn may sill want to use it.

[TigerLily]

You are but it has nothing to do with that video.
I'm still worse, though.

LOL. I would replace that with my demon-possessed Alexa in a heartbeat. I finally had to trade her in.  Hmm. That has me wondering. I better ask @Camazotz Automat

[TigerLily]

If you put a little love and attention into the other 99.9% of your time with your partner. You would be amazed how much you wouldn't need a sexbot

[Bart Ell]

You would be amazed how much you wouldn't need a sexbot

You don't need powdered sugar on those strawberries but only an axe murderer would turn it down.

[TigerLily]

You don't need powdered sugar on those strawberries but only an axe murderer would turn it down.

Odd coincidence. My grandpa used to say that all the time. With a knowing wink at grandma. We always made sure the axe was hidden if we ran out of powdered sugar

[Sofia]

Bart, was there any notable reason why karma is gone?  I haven't found any info on it here.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, was there any notable reason why karma is gone?  I haven't found any info on it here.

I would say you have not looked hard enough.

[Exile]

You don't need powdered sugar on those strawberries but only an axe murderer would turn it down.

Why would an axe murderer not want powdered sugar on strawberries? This is not understandable. Why?

[GravitySucks]

Why would an axe murderer not want powdered sugar on strawberries? This is not understandable. Why?

Technically Lizzie Borden was a hatchet murderer.

[KSM]

Bart, was there any notable reason why karma is gone?  I haven't found any info on it here.

@Sofia

Don't look for anything on it. He just took it away one day but I can assure you that all is intact behind the curtain. Every Karmic Score is exactly as it was so when/if it is restored you will not have lost (or gained) anything. Karmically fitting that we all break even.

[Bart Ell]

Why would an axe murderer not want powdered sugar on strawberries? This is not understandable. Why?

That's something an axe murderer would ask!