Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Is that a jug of olive oil that Blondie is holding?

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I believe you have to oil them up to toss them on a slip and slide.

Last week I was visiting the Reichstag building, I had no idea there was a dome that you could walk up there.
Bairyn is working here for part of the year so I am left to explore.
I get halfway up and I see my first German midget!
He is running down the ramp and he is speaking loudly with a high pitch child voice similar to Hasbulla.
I believe Bairyn was slightly disappointed that the only thing she heard about my visit was the midget.
The dome gives you a decent view of Germania.

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Hasbulla:

[JUAN]

I hope you're not planning a fire.

[Walks_At_Night]

Ah.  The Fatherland in Fall with loud mouthed midgets.  Very nice indeed.

I am ashamed to admit that I have never considered German Dwarfs...like ever.  I'd like to learn more but am afraid a web search of Dwarfs of the Third Reich would get me on some sort of governmental watch list.   What do you think the Nazis did with them?  Just croaked them out of hand?  Made them rivet together Messerschmitt's in tight corners of the aircraft?  Gave them to Doc Mengele and the boys to do F'ed up experiments on or put them in the Wehrmacht to go knock down lead so the Panzers could get through?

 

[Bart Ell]

I hope you're not planning a fire.

I saw zero extinguishers in the dome.
THEY ARE ASKING FOR IT!

[Bart Ell]

Ah.  The Fatherland in Fall with loud mouthed midgets.  Very nice indeed.

I am ashamed to admit that I have never considered German Dwarfs...like ever.  I'd like to learn more but am afraid a web search of Dwarfs of the Third Reich would get me on some sort of governmental watch list.   What do you think the Nazis did with them?  Just croaked them out of hand?  Made them rivet together Messerschmitt's in tight corners of the aircraft?  Gave them to Doc Mengele and the boys to do F'ed up experiments on or put them in the Wehrmacht to go knock down lead so the Panzers could get through?

 

Mengele stacked them by the threes and then sewed them up.
Feed the top one and the other 2 will eventually eat.
Those are the Nazi giants you may have heard about.

[KSM]

I believe you have to oil them up to toss them on a slip and slide.

Last week I was visiting the Reichstag building, I had no idea there was a dome that you could walk up there.
Bairyn is working here for part of the year so I am left to explore.
I get halfway up and I see my first German midget!
He is running down the ramp and he is speaking loudly with a high pitch child voice similar to Hasbulla.
I believe Bairyn was slightly disappointed that the only thing she heard about my visit was the midget.
The dome gives you a decent view of Germania.

Stock image of the dome:
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How high up? I Googed a few more images, amazing architecture and fantastic view.

PS Midget sightings trump all other sightings. They're out there and you saw one. You should tell her that.

[Bart Ell]

How high up? I Googed a few more images, amazing architecture and fantastic view.

PS Midget sightings trump all other sightings. They're out there and you saw one. You should tell her that.

Says it is 80 feet but it's on the roof so you are way up there when you get to the top.

[JUAN]

As you have an aversion to women in their natural state, what's your position on furries?

[Bart Ell]

As you have an aversion to women in their natural state, what's your position on furries?

Natural state? You mean lazy state.

Never met a furry in their natural state so I do know they do a good job of keeping to themselves.

People I do have a position on are war reenactment groups.
Psychotic weirdos who play dress-up to go to a field to fake shoot each other.
Ever hear one of these nuts talk?
Put them all away.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

On that furry thing.  What exactly was going down in that room in The Shining?

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[Walks_At_Night]

On the re-enactment thing, it is safe to say you didn't hang with the boys down at Fort Niagara then?

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My personal experience was limited to a Diffy Q professor I once had.  He was a real piece of work.  Didn't take much to de-rail his lecture on Laplace Transforms and funnel it into Prussian shit.  Thank the Lord Almighty that I've never had to use any Diffy Q in the real world.

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[KSM]

Seriously - am I wrong? If so, tell me why?

https://realbadradioshow.com/track/4455738/howard-s-little-big-prank

A Sirius attention whore!


PS  I opened yet another incredible show with it so the music may sound a tad to loud but it fades. "You understand" - Spaceman Riley Martin

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

On that furry thing.  What exactly was going down in that room in The Shining?

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Never watched it but I think Barf is blowing that guy.

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[Bart Ell]

On the re-enactment thing, it is safe to say you didn't hang with the boys down at Fort Niagara then?

I lived near Fort George.
Look at the place.
All that green grass for them to frolic in with their fake guns and too tight sexy costumes.

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[Bart Ell]

Seriously - am I wrong? If so, tell me why?

https://realbadradioshow.com/track/4455738/howard-s-little-big-prank

A Sirius attention whore!


PS  I opened yet another incredible show with it so the music may sound a tad to loud but it fades. "You understand" - Spaceman Riley Martin

He has not re-signed yet.
It was not all a prank, he turned the fake story to his advantage like he has always done.