Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Is that a jug of olive oil that Blondie is holding?

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I believe you have to oil them up to toss them on a slip and slide.

Last week I was visiting the Reichstag building, I had no idea there was a dome that you could walk up there.
Bairyn is working here for part of the year so I am left to explore.
I get halfway up and I see my first German midget!
He is running down the ramp and he is speaking loudly with a high pitch child voice similar to Hasbulla.
I believe Bairyn was slightly disappointed that the only thing she heard about my visit was the midget.
The dome gives you a decent view of Germania.

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Hasbulla:

[JUAN]

I hope you're not planning a fire.

[Walks_At_Night]

Ah.  The Fatherland in Fall with loud mouthed midgets.  Very nice indeed.

I am ashamed to admit that I have never considered German Dwarfs...like ever.  I'd like to learn more but am afraid a web search of Dwarfs of the Third Reich would get me on some sort of governmental watch list.   What do you think the Nazis did with them?  Just croaked them out of hand?  Made them rivet together Messerschmitt's in tight corners of the aircraft?  Gave them to Doc Mengele and the boys to do F'ed up experiments on or put them in the Wehrmacht to go knock down lead so the Panzers could get through?

 

[Bart Ell]

I hope you're not planning a fire.

I saw zero extinguishers in the dome.
THEY ARE ASKING FOR IT!

[Bart Ell]

Ah.  The Fatherland in Fall with loud mouthed midgets.  Very nice indeed.

I am ashamed to admit that I have never considered German Dwarfs...like ever.  I'd like to learn more but am afraid a web search of Dwarfs of the Third Reich would get me on some sort of governmental watch list.   What do you think the Nazis did with them?  Just croaked them out of hand?  Made them rivet together Messerschmitt's in tight corners of the aircraft?  Gave them to Doc Mengele and the boys to do F'ed up experiments on or put them in the Wehrmacht to go knock down lead so the Panzers could get through?

 

Mengele stacked them by the threes and then sewed them up.
Feed the top one and the other 2 will eventually eat.
Those are the Nazi giants you may have heard about.

[KSM]

I believe you have to oil them up to toss them on a slip and slide.

Last week I was visiting the Reichstag building, I had no idea there was a dome that you could walk up there.
Bairyn is working here for part of the year so I am left to explore.
I get halfway up and I see my first German midget!
He is running down the ramp and he is speaking loudly with a high pitch child voice similar to Hasbulla.
I believe Bairyn was slightly disappointed that the only thing she heard about my visit was the midget.
The dome gives you a decent view of Germania.

Stock image of the dome:
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How high up? I Googed a few more images, amazing architecture and fantastic view.

PS Midget sightings trump all other sightings. They're out there and you saw one. You should tell her that.