Ask Bart Anything

[paladin1991]

I’m a moose. The Mormons don’t let me wear garments. Thank you for your offer, if it was an offer, moose are suspicious creatures. 

But they taste good.

[paladin1991]

You are the one that said you lived on the East Coast.

1. The west coast of the Detroit River is NOT the east coast.
2. See number 1.

[paladin1991]

Where have all the Bellgabbers gone?

Kid!  Where you been?

[paladin1991]

To the 4chan knockoff site Falkie started.
4chin.

4Chin?  I thought you said it was called foreskin!

[StarrMountain]

4Chin?  I thought you said it was called foreskin!

+1 Karma.

[brig]

Dear Bart,

Is it something I said today? 

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[TigerLily]

Dear Barthur

 On the bottom of the home screen there is a tally of the most visits. Previously it always was the date of Art's inaugural MiTD 'cast. I miss seeing that. For #Lllegacy sake can you add that back in?  Thank you for your kind consideration of my humble request

With Deepest Regards, your devoted servant

TigerLily

P.S.  Ellgab rules. Bellgab sucked donkey dicks

#keepclickin'

[Dateline]

I don't know where to get this clarified, and I need clairity on this.

I know the name of this site is EllGab, and it is even trademaked with TM.  Have this site ever had its name changed to El Grub?    Last evening, I was trying to log in and the name of this same site had the name El Grub on it. 

What did I miss?

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

Is it something I said today? 

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If you like.
I heard a commercial about chowing down on some good grub as I was logging in and the mood struck.

[Bart Ell]

Dear Barthur

 On the bottom of the home screen there is a tally of the most visits. Previously it always was the date of Art's inaugural MiTD 'cast. I miss seeing that. For #Lllegacy sake can you add that back in?  Thank you for your kind consideration of my humble request

I don't think I can change that.
Our biggest day was actually the MITD Art tribute show but because of the members only areas and blocking search engine spiders from showing up as guests it still shows our first day as most visits.

[brig]

If you like.
I heard a commercial about chowing down on some good grub as I was logging in and the mood struck.

Nice, That made me smile.   

[pate]

Barthur,

A set of hypothetical question(s), working with the assumption that Bruce Jenner achieved at least 3rd degree/Master Mason in general; notwithstanding any progession(s) in the York, Scottish or Shriner's rites:

Can Caitlyn Jenner still participate in the Illuminati council meetings as a Master Mason to decide what path on which to guide civilization?

In either case can Caitlyn become a Sister of the Eastern Star (regardless of any past Masonic affiliation, level of achievement)?

Could Caitlyn become a matron in the Eastern Star organization?

Could Caitlyn transform herself and become a patron in the Eastern Star organization?

Thank you for your time and consideration of the above!

-pAnon

post script I found the following intar-tube vidya to be helpful as a study guide.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BLeUX51u24
ediot: I have one more operating assumption for these questions, both of us in our capacities as questioner and answerer are not Masons.

2ndiot:  I will compare my answers with yours.

3diot:  I would like Jackstar to grade the exam.

[GravitySucks]

Dearest @Bart Ell,

Can you ask Bart’s Babes™️ To submit a picture or avatar that they think best represents their online persona and create an Ellgab 2019 calendar?

TIA,
Mssr Sucks

[Bart Ell]

Barthur,

A set of hypothetical question(s), working with the assumption that Bruce Jenner achieved at least 3rd degree/Master Mason in general; notwithstanding any progession(s) in the York, Scottish or Shriner's rites:

Can Caitlyn Jenner still participate in the Illuminati council meetings as a Master Mason to decide what path on which to guide civilization?

In either case can Caitlyn become a Sister of the Eastern Star (regardless of any past Masonic affiliation, level of achievement)?

Could Caitlyn become a matron in the Eastern Star organization?

Could Caitlyn transform herself and become a patron in the Eastern Star organization?

Thank you for your time and consideration of the above!

-pAnon

post script I found the following intar-tube vidya to be helpful as a study guide.

Code: [Select]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BLeUX51u24
ediot: I have one more operating assumption for these questions, both of us in our capacities as questioner and answerer are not Masons.

2ndiot:  I will compare my answers with yours.

3diot:  I would like Jackstar to grade the exam.

Before I answer  - does Cailtyn still have a cock?

[Bart Ell]

Dearest @Bart Ell,

Can you ask Bart’s Babes™️ To submit a picture or avatar that they think best represents their online persona and create an Ellgab 2019 calendar?

TIA,
Mssr Sucks

Here, let me save everyone the trouble...

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