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Bart Ell

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #705 on: March 07, 2020, 09:13:22 AM »
My one brother, who looks like a Viking invented the fist of hate. He would give the fist of hate to strangers. It was great fun to watch the reactions. My favorite reaction? The people who acted like they did not see the FIST of HATE.

Did he ever double fist of hate someone?

Someone said @KSM32 may have been double fisted once or twice.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #706 on: March 07, 2020, 09:14:10 AM »
@GravitySucks Sweet Baby Jesus, you are making me think back. No helmets and missing teeth.
I wanted to punch the Boston Bruins in the face. The Montreal Canadiens’ level of talent terrorized me.  I grew up with 3 brothers. My two younger brothers and I loved hockey. We were too broke to go to the games. We would listen to the NHL on the radio. If there was a snow storm, they would open the stadium doors. I loved the free snow storm games. Sometimes, we would buy 1 ticket and take turns going inside to watch the game. Of course each one of us wanted to get inside to watch the 3rd period.

I hope I always remember that night.  You could never get a ticket to a Blackhawks game. My mother worked for a couple of mob lawyers as a legal secretary. One day they gave her tickets in the Mezzanine level so she could take me.  I was 11 or 12.  Those days a man could not get in the mezzanine level without a suit and tie. A woman had to be in a dress.  She made me dress up. I can still picture her standing away from me while I positioned myself for autographs at the loading dock area to the old Chicago Stadium.  She must have been pretty cold in her knee length skirt and high heels with her fake mink stole and pearls. Half of the players were smoking cigarettes as they came outside.
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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #707 on: March 07, 2020, 09:23:41 AM »
Half of the players were smoking cigarettes as they came outside.

Were the other half in towels?
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« Reply #708 on: March 07, 2020, 10:08:16 AM »
Were the other half in towels?
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Is that for @FISH benefit?

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #709 on: March 07, 2020, 10:13:16 AM »
Were the other half in towels?
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I need to pay more attention to ice hockey
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. JUSTICE FOR THE GIRLS

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #710 on: March 07, 2020, 10:14:57 AM »
I need to pay more attention to ice hockey
HOCKEY! not ICE hockey!  WE KNOW IT'S PLAYED ON FUCKING ICE!!!

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #711 on: March 07, 2020, 10:16:15 AM »
HEY EVERYBODY - LET'S PLAY SOME GROUND BASEBALL!!   ::) ::) ::)

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #712 on: March 07, 2020, 10:16:33 AM »
HOCKEY! not ICE hockey!  WE KNOW IT'S PLAYED ON FUCKING ICE!!!

Go easy on the Ice Hockey people, they call a sport that you don't play with your feet FOOTBALL!

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #713 on: March 07, 2020, 10:20:28 AM »
Go easy on the Ice Hockey people, they call a sport that you don't play with your feet FOOTBALL!
Yeah..

Later this afternoon I'm going sky skydiving.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #714 on: March 07, 2020, 10:28:10 AM »
Yeah..

Later this afternoon I'm going sky skydiving.

I will wave while I am ice curling.


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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #715 on: March 07, 2020, 11:13:30 AM »
Yeah..

Later this afternoon I'm going sky skydiving.

Like underwater SCUBA diving.
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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #716 on: March 07, 2020, 11:24:55 AM »
Hold on, I have to catch up in the thread.  I need to get my seein' glasses to read all this. 

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #717 on: March 07, 2020, 11:29:51 AM »
Hold on, I have to catch up in the thread.  I need to get my seein' glasses to read all this.
@ShayP  Hey buddy you should meet us at the pool later for some water swimming!

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #718 on: March 07, 2020, 11:46:35 AM »
@ShayP  Hey buddy you should meet us at the pool later for some water swimming!

@KSM32  Yeah man!  Sounds good.  Doing some target shooting later, but as soon as I'm done with that I'll clean my shootin' rifle then come over.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #719 on: March 07, 2020, 11:49:16 AM »
Were the other half in towels?
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Bart has good taste in men.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.