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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1935 on: March 20, 2021, 06:28:04 PM »

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1936 on: March 21, 2021, 12:48:53 PM »
YES!
If the skates are not sharpened correctly, you are in big TROUBLE!
ps/ I have a huge hockey bag in my living room. It is full of goalie equipment. A former goalie friend is donating it to a community. Free to any kids that wants to play goalie. I am am only holding on to it. I pray that someone picks it up soon. Used hockey equipment is very stinky.
Yick. Move that bag to the porch!
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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1937 on: March 21, 2021, 05:01:49 PM »
Yick. Move that bag to the porch!
I live in the city. No porches. @PolkaDot  :'(

Hockey equipment does not last long. All that sweat breaks down the best of the best.
Did you ever smell an ice hockey dressing room?  :-X

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1938 on: March 21, 2021, 05:05:46 PM »
Philadelphia Flyers forward Oskar Lindblom was diagnosed with a rare type of bone cancer called Ewing's sarcoma.  He is now cancer-free. Where is his team? Shameful "Sheeeeeeeit"

https://twitter.com/BroadStreetBuzz/status/1373420108580843523

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1939 on: March 21, 2021, 05:51:22 PM »
Philadelphia Flyers forward Oskar Lindblom was diagnosed with a rare type of bone cancer called Ewing's sarcoma.  He is now cancer-free. Where is his team? Shameful "Sheeeeeeeit"

https://twitter.com/BroadStreetBuzz/status/1373420108580843523

He is cancer free, why baby him?
Is he a man or a mouse?
Judging from his fighting skills HE MAY BE MOUSE!

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1940 on: March 21, 2021, 06:01:45 PM »
I live in the city. No porches. @PolkaDot  :'(

Hockey equipment does not last long. All that sweat breaks down the best of the best.
Did you ever smell an ice hockey dressing room?  :-X
I'm not that kind of girl, @FISH  :o
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1941 on: March 21, 2021, 07:34:01 PM »
He is cancer free, why baby him?
Is he a man or a mouse?
Judging from his fighting skills HE MAY BE MOUSE!


Lindblom knows how to punch a guy in the head who is NOT wearing a helmet.

5 days ago, the talking sports heads were noting that Lindblom lost his muscle mass since his cancer treatments. Maybe his ice time is up.
I hate sports experts.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1942 on: March 21, 2021, 07:43:45 PM »
I'm not that kind of girl, @FISH  :o

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@PolkaDot  you don't ice skate?

In my area, ice skating rinks are shared the same areas with everyone.
They go from hosting a hockey game to figure ice skating. Same locker rooms for ALL.
I will help young kids with lacing up their hockey ice skates. Tight fitting skates need the laces laced VERY tight. Or else their little ankles could suffer an injury.
I like the kids.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1943 on: March 22, 2021, 01:48:15 PM »
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@PolkaDot  you don't ice skate?

In my area, ice skating rinks are shared the same areas with everyone.
They go from hosting a hockey game to figure ice skating. Same locker rooms for ALL.
I will help young kids with lacing up their hockey ice skates. Tight fitting skates need the laces laced VERY tight. Or else their little ankles could suffer an injury.
I like the kids.
Nope, I’ve never ice skated.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1944 on: March 24, 2021, 08:02:35 AM »
Nope, I’ve never ice skated.
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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1945 on: March 24, 2021, 08:06:12 AM »

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1947 on: March 24, 2021, 09:34:20 AM »
Dummy, don't say the quiet part out loud about make up calls!

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1948 on: March 25, 2021, 01:09:01 PM »
@PolkaDot
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I was actually thinking of getting one of these @FISH ! Looks fun.
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #1949 on: March 25, 2021, 01:10:46 PM »
We play my new hated team, Vegas Knights, tonight.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.