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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #2535 on: June 28, 2021, 08:13:58 PM »

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #2536 on: June 29, 2021, 06:32:46 AM »
Just like game one in Las Vegas.
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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #2537 on: June 29, 2021, 07:09:09 AM »
I watch the games with Youppi. AND, I have 2 texting Game Clubs with my family.
Club 1 is with two adults. One of the guys was late to the game. He was playing an ice hockey game. We are adults, we know that this is only GAME 1.
Club 2 is with a 12 fellow. He plays on two ice hockey teams. Next year, he is going to study FRENCH in school. He has future plans. He wants to be able talk to the players from the Quebec Providence. He is going to need a Crash course in Canadian French @Bart Ell .
Last night, HE was sent to bed. So he listened to the games on the Montreal radio station. After the game, he was feeling sorry for the HABS. I had to remind him that it was GAME 1.
I need help with the ‘Blackhawks investigation.'
How do we teach the kids about this one?

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #2538 on: June 29, 2021, 07:28:39 AM »
Quebec Providence.

Province of Quebec.

The best way to learn French is to have a French girlfriend.
I had French classes every year in school and I didn't learn much, 2 months with Chantal and I was as fluent as Pepé Le Pew.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #2539 on: June 29, 2021, 07:35:02 AM »
Province of Quebec.

The best way to learn French is to have a French girlfriend.
I had French classes every year in school and I didn't learn much, 2 months with Chantal and I was as fluent as Pepé Le Pew.
OH NO. I am not even going to chat with him about Pepé Le Pew.
I will let nature take it's course.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #2540 on: June 29, 2021, 08:05:11 AM »
::)

 6/28/21
Stanley Cup Final Referees
Dan O’Rourke & Francis Charron
well, well, well. 

https://twitter.com/NHLPlayerSafety/status/1409885794303684613

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #2541 on: June 30, 2021, 06:16:42 AM »
Things happen in the course of the GAME.

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Re: The NHL Thread Stanley Cup Finals
« Reply #2542 on: June 30, 2021, 06:40:58 AM »
I never dreamed of drinking beer from Lord Stanley's cup.
I would like to buy this beer if it was for sale in my neighborhood.

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Re: The NHL Thread Stanley Cup Finals
« Reply #2543 on: June 30, 2021, 08:39:16 AM »
I never dreamed of drinking beer from Lord Stanley's cup.
I would like to buy this beer if it was for sale in my neighborhood.

https://twitter.com/Molson_Canadian/status/1407458421260046339
Oh for fuck sake that is ridiculous! Molson in general is a lowbrow low end liquid that hardly passes for, beer. Drank from the actual Stanley Cup would not improve it but only make it worse.  They should just have evenly distributed Crosby urine in several unmarked bottles - now THAT would sell!

You're too smart to buy into that shtick.. 

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Re: The NHL Thread Stanley Cup Finals
« Reply #2544 on: June 30, 2021, 09:32:00 AM »
Oh for fuck sake that is ridiculous! Molson in general is a lowbrow low end liquid that hardly passes for, beer. Drank from the actual Stanley Cup would not improve it but only make it worse.  They should just have evenly distributed Crosby urine in several unmarked bottles - now THAT would sell!

You're too smart to buy into that shtick..
Crosby urine in several IRON CITY beer bottles. Correct @ShayP ?

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #2545 on: June 30, 2021, 09:45:05 AM »
When was the FLYERs, defenseman Luke Richardson punched in the face @Bart Ell ?
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Montreal or Philadelphia?

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Re: The NHL Thread Stanley Cup Finals
« Reply #2546 on: June 30, 2021, 03:05:01 PM »
Crosby urine in several IRON CITY beer bottles. Correct @ShayP ?

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LOL! @FISH  It wouldn't surprise me if Sid is permitted to empty his bladder in the Brew Kettle right before the yeast was put in during the fermentation process.

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Re: The NHL Thread
« Reply #2547 on: June 30, 2021, 04:07:42 PM »
NHL Awards

HART - MVP
1. Connor McDavid, EDM 1,000 (100-0-0-0-0) - Perfect score
2. Auston Matthews, TOR 600 (0-69-19-6-4)
3. Nathan MacKinnon, COL 313 (0-6-40-19-14)

NORRIS - Best Defensman
1. Adam Fox, NYR 743 (40-34-17-6-2)
2. Cale Makar, COL 655 (31-30-22-7-4)
3. Victor Hedman, TBL 433 (22-12-16-13-10)

VEZNIA - Best Goalie
1. Marc-Andre Fleury, VGK 108 (14-11-5)
2. Andrei Vasilevskiy, TBL 99 (12-12-3)
3. Philipp Grubauer, COL 36 (2-6-8)

CALDER - Best Rookie
1. Kirill Kaprizov, MIN 997 (99-1-0-0-0) - Almost perfect, someone voted Robertson first instead.
2. Jason Robertson, DAL  689 (1-94-3-2-0)
3. Alex Nedeljkovic, CAR 386 (0-4-62-14-6)

ADAMS - Coach of the Year
1. Rod Brind'Amour, CAR 433 points (61-37-17)
2. Dean Evason, MIN 235 (24-27-34)
3. Joel Quenneville, FLA 225 (21-30-30)

LADY BYNG - Gentlemanly player
1. Jaccob Slavin, CAR 827 (73-9-6-1-1)
2. Jared Spurgeon, MIN 223 (1-17-14-5-9)
3. Auston Matthews, TOR 188 (8-6-10-5-1)

And the rest https://www.nhl.com/fans/nhl-awards-event

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Re: The NHL Thread Stanley Cup Finals
« Reply #2548 on: June 30, 2021, 04:42:19 PM »
LOL! @FISH  It wouldn't surprise me if Sid is permitted to empty his bladder in the Brew Kettle right before the yeast was put in during the fermentation process.
@ShayP  ;)

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Re: The NHL Thread Stanley Cup Finals
« Reply #2549 on: June 30, 2021, 04:44:37 PM »
 :)  ;)  :D