Tell Bart Anything

[whoozit]

Hopefully for you it isn't the same company that transported my suitcase that has been missing for 4 days.

It’s probably in Falkie’s apartment.

[PolkaDot]

I needed (yes, NEEDED) a new lipstick for NYE. Actually, I've wanted it for a couple of weeks and just thought up a good excuse to purchase it. Annnnyway....the cashier was a midget small person. Like really small. I thought she was bending over and leaning on the counter at first. 

It's got to be a sign I made a good decision in my purchase. Well, actually two purchases because I liked them both and couldn't choose. My two new colors (KVD nahz fur atoo and KVD Vampira) will now be considered lucky. I wasn't supposed to rub the midget little person for luck or anything, was I?
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[anniem]

Moving truck arrives within an hour. Took them three full work days to load it two weeks ago. I bet they're out of here within five hours of their arrival. Or at least that is what I am trying to convince myself of.

                 a tell

Are they unpacking for you or just bringing the boxes in?

[Bart Ell]

I wasn't supposed to rub the midget little person for luck or anything, was I?

No more than you would rub a normal human.

[anniem]

Sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree

So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
If I go out I'll fall right down
Then I would wear a great big frown
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery

[Bart Ell]

Sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree

So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
If I go out I'll fall right down
Then I would wear a great big frown
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery

Toe first, slide into it.

[PolkaDot]

Toe first, slide into it.

Merry Christmas you grumpy bastard.

[PolkaDot]

Sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree

So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
If I go out I'll fall right down
Then I would wear a great big frown
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery

I'm glad you learned your lesson from last year! we don't want any broken, sprained, or bruised @anniem s. 

[GravitySucks]

Apparently I have contracted Covid. I’ll let you know how the ivermectin does.

[Walks_At_Night]

Apparently I have contracted Covid. I’ll let you know how the ivermectin does.

Good luck man. 

[Exile]

Apparently I have contracted Covid. I’ll let you know how the ivermectin does.

@GravitySucks , If you don't make it, can I have your stuff?

Oh and Fröhlisches Weinachten, mein Herr!

[anniem]

I'm glad you learned your lesson from last year! we don't want any broken, sprained, or bruised @anniem s. 

I bought grippy things for my shoes. That deck is no match me for me.

[TigerLily]

Apparently I have contracted Covid. I’ll let you know how the ivermectin does.

Take care, please. Maybe ivermectin and chicken soup

Uhhh... I just read Ivermectin is for parasites. Please don't fool around and think COVID is political. If you are unvaccinated:
Take care of yourself. If you are experiencing mild symptoms, you can most likely find relief with the use of over-the-counter pain relievers and fever reducers, along with lots of rest and hydration. Monitor your symptoms and call your doctor if symptoms worsen. Call 911 or go to the nearest emergency room if you are having trouble breathing or persistent pain or pressure in your chest, are unable to stay awake, have bluish face or lips, or are experiencing confusion.
 Remember even the Orange Idiot finally got full medical treatment and full vaccination

[KSM]

Take care, please. Maybe ivermectin and chicken soup

Chicken soup will surely resolve all symptoms.  Better get a chicken derived booster to be sure.

[TigerLily]

I needed (yes, NEEDED) a new lipstick for NYE. Actually, I've wanted it for a couple of weeks and just thought up a good excuse to purchase it. Annnnyway....the cashier was a midget small person. Like really small. I thought she was bending over and leaning on the counter at first. 

It's got to be a sign I made a good decision in my purchase. Well, actually two purchases because I liked them both and couldn't choose. My two new colors (KVD nahz fur atoo and KVD Vampira) will now be considered lucky. I wasn't supposed to rub the midget little person for luck or anything, was I?
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Oooh. Vampira. I want it  Nosferatu. Very Christmasy
@PolkaDot I hope you are not insinuating a petite person is a midget. No slurs please