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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2460 on: December 27, 2021, 12:08:23 PM »
Quote from: KSM on December 27, 2021, 10:46:59 AM
I have found a conservative talk station that I enjoy on weekdays but in the commercial breaks the Kars For Kids song is constant!  Have you ever heard it?  Price I pay for listening to right wing propaganda. ?

Alexa - play Stern Nation on TuneIn.
Those simple words can save anyone from listening to any kind of political nonsense.

As for Kars For Kids - They have been the number one advertiser on KONR for the last 3 years.
Things got serious when those kids started getting drunk and harrassing the vacationing @FISH with their kars.. or "machines" as they were known 100 years ago.
It got so bad that TV's David B Shradypants had to cut this PSA

https://vocaroo.com/1gHCQLeZCCWJ

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2461 on: December 27, 2021, 12:31:11 PM »
There you go. Kingdom of Nye is so much better. That's what Fish and I listen to. Don't we Fish? Fish? .... Fish?
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2462 on: December 27, 2021, 01:09:58 PM »
Quote from: KSM on December 27, 2021, 10:26:52 AM
What's with the bionic leg?

That is Mike Phillips - The AutoGeek. Lost it in a boating accident - some dudes on the forum have busted his chops on if he ever details it:

https://www.autogeekonline.net/forum/ask-mike-phillips-your-detailing-questions-/28583-mike-you-ever-get-itch-wax-leg-3.html

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2463 on: December 27, 2021, 01:34:15 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 27, 2021, 12:08:23 PM
Alexa - play Stern Nation on TuneIn.
Those simple words can save anyone from listening to any kind of political nonsense.

As for Kars For Kids - They have been the number one advertiser on KONR for the last 3 years.
Things got serious when those kids started getting drunk and harrassing the vacationing @FISH with their kars.. or "machines" as they were known 100 years ago.
It got so bad that TV's David B Shradypants had to cut this PSA

https://vocaroo.com/1gHCQLeZCCWJ

Stern Nation?  I thought he rode off into the sunset. 

Those fucking kids.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2464 on: December 28, 2021, 11:00:38 AM »
After 20 years of being carpetless we have had to purchase a vacuum. Bought a well reviewed Bissel and boy does it ever leave nice vacuum pattern marks.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2465 on: December 28, 2021, 11:13:34 PM »
MARY FUCKIN' FERGUSON!!!
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2466 on: December 29, 2021, 03:13:20 AM »
Quote from: KSM on December 28, 2021, 11:13:34 PM
MARY FUCKIN' FERGUSON!!!
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Hopefully will be another season and hopefully it will be better than this one.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2467 on: December 29, 2021, 06:15:37 AM »
Quote from: KSM on December 28, 2021, 11:00:38 AM
After 20 years of being carpetless we have had to purchase a vacuum. Bought a well reviewed Bissel and boy does it ever leave nice vacuum pattern marks.

Probably should return it and get a Hoover.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2468 on: December 29, 2021, 07:04:19 AM »
Quote from: KSM on December 28, 2021, 11:00:38 AM
After 20 years of being carpetless...

I'm guessing Brazilian wax.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2469 on: December 29, 2021, 09:56:30 AM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2470 on: December 29, 2021, 09:57:07 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on December 29, 2021, 07:04:19 AM
I'm guessing Brazilian wax.
You haven't lived until you've had hot wax poured on your bits.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2471 on: December 29, 2021, 10:30:29 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 29, 2021, 03:13:20 AM
Hopefully will be another season and hopefully it will be better than this one.

Yep. I was feeling that by the end of episode 3.  It was left open enough for a 12th season but Lewis AND Jeff look like death rattle so they better get on it.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2472 on: December 29, 2021, 11:14:57 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on December 29, 2021, 09:56:30 AM
Your glow fell off.
It tends to do that. My glow has trouble keeping up with my brilliant shine.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2473 on: December 29, 2021, 11:37:18 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on December 29, 2021, 09:57:07 AM
You haven't lived until you've had hot wax poured on your bits.

Hot wax on the nipples too???
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2474 on: December 29, 2021, 03:27:46 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on December 29, 2021, 07:04:19 AM
I'm guessing Brazilian wax.

I was going to say this started out sounding like a carpet vs. hardwood flooring argument. It ended up about suckage.

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