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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #600 on: July 13, 2019, 06:37:08 AM »
COMPLAINERS!!!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #601 on: July 13, 2019, 06:43:54 AM »
She bought an ipad off of dhgate.
It's an apfle.

Don’t blame Apple. The early morning Bossy Brit just had Marmite stuck to the damn key again.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #602 on: July 13, 2019, 06:49:13 AM »
She bought an ipad off of dhgate.
It's an apfle.
@Bart Ell 2019 Stanley Cup Champions jersey only "US $21.45" on dhgate.
I believe that most of the player's names are spelled correctly.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #603 on: July 13, 2019, 08:44:53 AM »
Please listen. Sorry it took me so long to unlock my brain.  Let’s relieve all the suffering in the world. Bo more pain.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #604 on: July 13, 2019, 08:45:36 AM »
Try it now.
I have a vague memory of the same feature causing the issue in the past.
That would explain why it wasn't installed.
Bullshit Apple products.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #605 on: July 13, 2019, 08:46:26 AM »
If I were you, I’d have buttered him up with nice chit chat before telling him. It’s to late now, the cat’s out of the bag. You better work on a story to blame @GravitySucks. That’s about your only out at this point.



I thought it was a default setting that everything was automatically @GravitySucks fault?
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #606 on: July 13, 2019, 08:51:11 AM »
I thought it was a default setting that everything was automatically @GravitySucks fault?

Now you get it.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #607 on: July 14, 2019, 12:50:28 AM »
Please listen. Sorry it took me so long to unlock my brain.  Let’s relieve all the suffering in the world. Bo more pain.

Thanks.  I thought I knew all the good ones, but I did not know this one!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #608 on: July 14, 2019, 03:39:43 AM »
Please listen. Sorry it took me so long to unlock my brain.  Let’s relieve all the suffering in the world. Bo more pain.

Thank you, and God Bless you for your "Heart." :-*
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #609 on: July 17, 2019, 05:19:44 PM »
Hello @Bart Ell

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #610 on: July 29, 2019, 01:26:41 PM »
@KSM keep up man
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #611 on: July 29, 2019, 02:46:19 PM »
"True funnies are the funniest of all funnies." - Bart Ell

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #612 on: July 29, 2019, 07:07:52 PM »
Going out front to enjoy a few beverages by the fire.
@KSM keep up man
That's what she said! And you're out of milk too!
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #613 on: August 12, 2019, 11:03:48 PM »
@Bart Ell

Bart, we should do a cover of Lunatic Fringe. Not a parody, a real thingy!  Meatier axe sound with bigger drums ETC.  Just a thought... some time after the next woo.


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #614 on: August 13, 2019, 04:04:48 AM »
@KSM

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