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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #630 on: August 20, 2019, 09:22:43 PM »
No, nothing is wrong at all. Things couldn't be better (business/work stuff).


But I also need a break from this KSM guy so it's a good thing. If I knew kSM in my real life I would beat him up.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #631 on: August 20, 2019, 09:51:01 PM »
So you really are a dummy
In here, yes. I thought that was understood! If I'm not doing it right please tap me on the back of the head or use my ears as handles.

BTW sexually harassing a forum moderator is not looked highly upon. Just sayin.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #632 on: August 21, 2019, 06:43:26 PM »
Don't you mean Farmed Salmon Penis?
My sentiments exactly.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #633 on: August 21, 2019, 07:01:59 PM »
My sentiments exactly.
The fuck are you doing here? Please start fucking yourself now and feel free to do it all weekend.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #634 on: August 23, 2019, 06:06:39 AM »
In here, yes. I thought that was understood! If I'm not doing it right please tap me on the back of the head or use my ears as handles.

BTW sexually harassing a forum moderator is not looked highly upon. Just sayin.

As our official moderator, will you please clear up something that I am confused about?
Is this thread meant to be a confessional, so to speak, or a place to brag about our wildest fantasies? ;D
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #635 on: August 23, 2019, 01:54:04 PM »
As our official moderator, will you please clear up something that I am confused about?
Is this thread meant to be a confessional, so to speak, or a place to brag about our wildest fantasies? ;D
If we look back to the threads introductory post we see exactly what these unending musings are supposed to be.

TELL BART something:

Did your coffee have an odd off putting taste this morning? Why not tell Bart.

Are you considering purchasing a speedboat? Tell Bart about it.

Did you throw a bag of garbage over your fence into the neighbors yard? Welllllll  You know who may want to hear about it ;)

if you want to confess some strange sexual fantasy, I guess you could.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #636 on: August 23, 2019, 02:08:18 PM »
Hi Bart.

Your coldness to the one neighbor you have is becoming legendary.
Staring right at him as he offers a friendly wave and having zero reaction is playing 9D checkers with him.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #637 on: August 23, 2019, 03:03:29 PM »
If we look back to the threads introductory post we see exactly what these unending musings are supposed to be.

TELL BART something:

Did your coffee have an odd off putting taste this morning? Why not tell Bart.

Are you considering purchasing a speedboat? Tell Bart about it.

Did you throw a bag of garbage over your fence into the neighbors yard? Welllllll  You know who may want to hear about it ;)

if you want to confess some strange sexual fantasy, I guess you could.

I did not specify any particular type of wild fantasy. ::) ;D
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #638 on: August 23, 2019, 07:10:14 PM »
Hi Bart.

Your coldness to the one neighbor you have is becoming legendary.
Staring right at him as he offers a friendly wave and having zero reaction is playing 9D checkers with him.
I love it!! So you're an asshole too!!! What a wonderful world!

Neighbors directly across the street have closed their front room blinds for good as it looks directly over the hot tub deck.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #639 on: August 23, 2019, 07:19:49 PM »
I love it!! So you're an asshole too!!! What a wonderful world!


I don't have time for friendly.


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #640 on: August 23, 2019, 07:26:39 PM »
I also put an 8 foot high privacy fence on the side of the deck that faces his property.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #641 on: August 23, 2019, 08:43:26 PM »
I also put an 8 foot high privacy fence on the side of the deck that faces his property.
It would help if you would elaborate just a little. What is it about the guy.. is he one of those "hot enough for ya" guys?  They are peppered almost strategically throughout the western world. I've had the tall cedar fence up since 2014 and couldn't be happier with it. Tall fences are very beneficial to keeping a beautiful lawn, so there's another bonus.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #642 on: August 23, 2019, 08:51:47 PM »
It would help if you would elaborate just a little. What is it about the guy.. is he one of those "hot enough for ya" guys?  They are peppered almost strategically throughout the western world. I've had the tall cedar fence up since 2014 and couldn't be happier with it. Tall fences are very beneficial to keeping a beautiful lawn, so there's another bonus.

I saw him grilling breaded chicken strips.
What kind of monster tosses breaded chicken strips on the barbie?
He also seems like the kind of creep who would look through the blinds and wack it to Bairyn if he could watch her in the backyard.

I have the 8 foot regular fence around the property and then another 8 foot privacy fence on the elevated deck.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #643 on: August 24, 2019, 01:25:16 PM »
I saw him grilling breaded chicken strips.
What kind of monster tosses breaded chicken strips on the barbie?
He also seems like the kind of creep who would look through the blinds and wack it to Bairyn if he could watch her in the backyard.

I have the 8 foot regular fence around the property and then another 8 foot privacy fence on the elevated deck.
breaded chicken strips on the BBQ.  :o? I can't say I have an answer to that. That's odd to say the least.

If a guy has your wife in the spank file there's really not a lot you can do about it. I guess a fence helps as far as minimizing new material for theatre of the mind. Thus leaving him to stock footage only. 

My wife gets hit on through LinkedIn all the time. I like reading the attempted hookups. When it comes to personality she could've done a lot better than me.   Kinda




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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #644 on: August 27, 2019, 04:50:43 PM »
PICKED UP SOME AWSOME HALLOWEEN CANDY TODAY! It is a bit early to be getting into the spirit of The Great Pumpkin, I know. But self-control must prevail and the good stuff will have to make it out of the fridge and onto the front porch in time for the trick-or-treaters in two or so months. It will. Promises. Anyway, if we do dig into the sweet cache 'o chocolate before time I know where to get more. Hope all is well with everyone; I'll save y'all a snickers