Tell Bart Anything

[KSM]

Grab a big plastic bag.
Put your bag in it with a sock filled with baking soda.
Leave it for a few days.

DON'T BOSS ME AROUND!!!  ok I'll try that   Tried the vinegar treatment first, no luck. Was hoping for the quick fix..  Never thought I'd post about a smelly bag.

[Nucky Nolan]

True, but there was a Marv Throneberry, so...

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Look on the bright side. It wasn't Bob Uecker.

[Nucky Nolan]

It takes a really strong brand to thrive with that mislabeling as a social media erratum doesn't it?

You read my mind. Fortunately, Bill Cosby didn't hawk it.

[Nucky Nolan]

I agree. Well, whenever I am sick is the worst time to be sick.   
It is quiet around here, on Ellgabby.

Is there ever a good time to be sick? Well, I mean other than our school days.

[KSM]

Is there ever a good time to be sick? Well, I mean other than our school days.

You ever been sick at Christmas or any other festive time when everybody but you is having an effing jolly good time? It's no picnic, nucky. Or what about being sick when the weather is gorgeous and spring has sprung and you hear everybody outside as they get their yards ready for summer and BBQ fills the air. But you can't have any because you're a big sick baby bwoy.

[Nucky Nolan]

You ever been sick at Christmas or any other festive time when everybody but you is having an effing jolly good time? It's no picnic, nucky. Or what about being sick when the weather is gorgeous and spring has sprung and you hear everybody outside as they get their yards ready for summer and BBQ fills the air. But you can't have any because you're a big sick baby bwoy.

I always got a cold or the flu right before Christmas during grade school and junior high school. I almost always got well before Christmas Eve. It was down to the wire each year. What kindergarten student asks Santa Claus for Advil?

[JayGab]

Church’s has the best fast food yard bird in the land. Unfortunately where I live you have to drive deep into the hood to acquire some. Now that’s good chicken!

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You a colored?

[Kidnostad]

Look on the bright side. It wasn't Bob Uecker.

[Nucky Nolan]

You a colored?

I have Black slaves in my family tree. You can call me a racial slur, but you better not insult the Colonel.

[Nucky Nolan]

I miss that era (no pun). That was before Charlie Sheen drank tiger's blood.

[Ghost BEP]

You a colored?

Depends... Is your girl ready to get down on mandingo monday?

[KSM]

Depends... Is your girl ready to get down on mandingo monday?

Um, I'm booked on Monday. How about What You Talkin' Bout Willis Wednesday?

[Kidnostad]

Okay, okay--I just got done watching all 12 seasons of NYPD Blue for the third time.  There--I said it and I feel better.

[Nucky Nolan]

Okay, okay--I just got done watching all 12 seasons of NYPD Blue for the third time.  There--I said it and I feel better.

Take a long (perp) walk. That's a blood clot waiting to happen.

[KSM]

Bart, I've never liked the shape of Lou Diamond Phillips head. Bit of a spade shovel shape and I don't think that's a good head shape. Some could argue but they'd be wrong