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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #360 on: April 21, 2019, 05:54:15 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 21, 2019, 05:50:51 PM
Bart, I've never liked the shape of Lou Diamond Phillips head. Bit of a spade shovel shape and I don't think that's a good head shape. Some could argue but they'd be wrong :-\

Well @KSM32 , it seems women agree with you.
His head bothers them so much they become lesbians after seeing it thrust at them during sexytime.
It's true, he turns the ladies into lesbians.
FACT.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #361 on: April 21, 2019, 05:58:35 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 21, 2019, 05:50:51 PM
Bart, I've never liked the shape of Lou Diamond Phillips head. Bit of a spade shovel shape and I don't think that's a good head shape. Some could argue but they'd be wrong :-\
Wrong! !!!
Bart doesn’t even need to get involved. You’re just wrong. Lou’s head has been beautiful and is currently beautiful. No room to argue. Please take your ball and go home.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #362 on: April 21, 2019, 05:59:40 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 21, 2019, 05:54:15 PM
Well @KSM32 , it seems women agree with you.
His head bothers them so much they become lesbians after seeing it thrust at them during sexytime.
It's true, he turns the ladies into lesbians.
FACT.
Oh Bart. My dear sweet Bart.. bless your heart.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #363 on: April 21, 2019, 06:04:31 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 21, 2019, 05:59:40 PM
Oh Bart. My dear sweet Bart.. bless your heart.

Makes them lesbians!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #364 on: April 21, 2019, 06:21:36 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 21, 2019, 06:04:31 PM
Makes them lesbians!

Oh sweetie pie! Aren’t you the cutest little...
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #365 on: April 21, 2019, 06:24:54 PM »
Quote from: Nucky Nolan on April 21, 2019, 04:16:39 PM
Take a long (perp) walk. That's a blood clot waiting to happen.

Hey, gimme a break.  I didn't watch all 240 episodes in one go.  I broke it down to three 80 episode binges.  I'm very health conscious. 

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #366 on: April 21, 2019, 06:33:49 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 21, 2019, 06:21:36 PM
Oh sweetie pie! Aren’t you the cutest little...

LESBIANS!

His first wife, Julie Cypher, left him in 1990, when she announced she had become a lesbian after meeting and falling for rocker Melissa Etheridge while shooting a music video.

https://www.eonline.com/news/49203/wife-dumps-lou-diamond-phillips

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #367 on: April 21, 2019, 06:38:24 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 21, 2019, 06:33:49 PM
LESBIANS!

His first wife, Julie Cypher, left him in 1990, when she announced she had become a lesbian after meeting and falling for rocker Melissa Etheridge while shooting a music video.

https://www.eonline.com/news/49203/wife-dumps-lou-diamond-phillips
Well ya... I mean come on Mellissa. - Oh shit!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #368 on: April 21, 2019, 06:40:01 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 21, 2019, 06:38:24 PM
Well ya... I mean come on Mellissa. - Oh shit!

All because of his spade shovel head!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #369 on: April 21, 2019, 06:42:09 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 21, 2019, 06:40:01 PM
All because of his spade shovel head!
Nope. Wrong!!! I reject your reality and insert my own hot headed Lou. Yummm!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #370 on: April 21, 2019, 06:48:21 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 21, 2019, 05:54:15 PM
Well @KSM32 , it seems women agree with you.
His head bothers them so much they become lesbians after seeing it thrust at them during sexytime.
It's true, he turns the ladies into lesbians.
FACT.
Word!


Quote from: PolkaDot on April 21, 2019, 05:58:35 PM
Wrong! !!!
Bart doesn’t even need to get involved. You’re just wrong. Lou’s head has been beautiful and is currently beautiful. No room to argue. Please take your ball and go home.
Well maybe I don't approve of your head either. How ya' like that, hot stuff :-* Now be a good gal and take your dolly and go home.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #371 on: April 21, 2019, 09:49:12 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 21, 2019, 06:48:21 PM
Word!

Well maybe I don't approve of your head either. How ya' like that, hot stuff :-* Now be a good gal and take your dolly and go home.
I’m giving you the hairy eyeball 👁 right now. I know you can’t see it, but you feel it.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #372 on: April 21, 2019, 10:06:40 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 21, 2019, 09:49:12 PM
I’m giving you the hairy eyeball 👁 right now. I know you can’t see it, but you feel it.
Ok fine, you win. Lou has a swell head. Hope you're happy.

BTW I'm Bart's kid sister.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #373 on: April 21, 2019, 10:13:44 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 21, 2019, 10:06:40 PM
Ok fine, you win. Lou has a swell head. Hope you're happy.

BTW I'm Bart's kid sister.
+1
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #374 on: April 22, 2019, 09:08:15 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 21, 2019, 06:33:49 PM
LESBIANS!

His first wife, Julie Cypher, left him in 1990, when she announced she had become a lesbian after meeting and falling for rocker Melissa Etheridge while shooting a music video.

https://www.eonline.com/news/49203/wife-dumps-lou-diamond-phillips

This calls for the Tammy Bruce/Brenda Benet story recap...

https://informationcradle.com/usa/tammy-bruce/

No wonder Bill went all:

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