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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #420 on: May 04, 2019, 05:40:27 PM »
Quote from: Sofia on May 04, 2019, 03:28:34 PM
It has been an adjustment seeing your nice side again.

I keep it hermetically sealed mayonnaise jarr on Funk & Wagnall's front porch...like Kim Chee it gets better with age... ;)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #421 on: May 04, 2019, 09:40:36 PM »
Quote from: 26 horses on May 04, 2019, 05:40:27 PM
I keep it hermetically sealed mayonnaise jarr on Funk & Wagnall's front porch...like Kim Chee it gets better with age... ;)
It's not bad  ;).

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #422 on: May 05, 2019, 10:19:23 AM »
Quote from: Sofia on May 04, 2019, 09:40:36 PM
It's not bad  ;).
No. We need more mean. I can't even remember how to be mean anymore :'(  been so long :-\

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #423 on: May 05, 2019, 04:04:53 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on May 05, 2019, 10:19:23 AM
No. We need more mean. I can't even remember how to be mean anymore :'(  been so long :-\

You can get a crash course by reading the mad doctor's cruel posts on BellGab. You may have to see a *real* doctor after you do, though.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #424 on: May 05, 2019, 07:31:29 PM »
Quote from: Nucky Nolan on May 05, 2019, 04:04:53 PM
You can get a crash course by reading the mad doctor's cruel posts on BellGab. You may have to see a *real* doctor after you do, though.
Lol   Had a physical last week and all is well. I love coughing to the left ;D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #425 on: May 05, 2019, 07:35:02 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on May 05, 2019, 07:31:29 PM
Lol   Had a physical last week and all is well. I love coughing to the left ;D


It gets worse man.   It gets worse..............  I have mine tomorrow.   :'(

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #426 on: May 05, 2019, 08:12:17 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 05, 2019, 07:35:02 PM

It gets worse man.   It gets worse..............  I have mine tomorrow.   :'(

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #427 on: May 05, 2019, 08:20:31 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on May 05, 2019, 08:12:17 PM
Men are such whiners.


True that!!!!!!!!!!!    :D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #428 on: May 05, 2019, 08:24:52 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 05, 2019, 07:35:02 PM

It gets worse man.   It gets worse..............  I have mine tomorrow.   :'(


Don't forget to make eye contact as he enters you.
Take the power back.
A wink may be a bit much... just good, steady eye contact as he is inside your person.


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #429 on: May 05, 2019, 09:00:32 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 05, 2019, 07:35:02 PM

It gets worse man.   It gets worse..............  I have mine tomorrow.   :'(

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LOL  Well since the good Dr. is going to be +1ing you tomorrow I'll do the same, bend over ;D  Hopefully his fingers are girthy and he offers you a single malt before, hand.  ? ;D  hehehe


At no age will I be opting for that. Even if it costs me 10 or so years, I'll dye an ass virgin. Innocent and untarnished :) My bum could get married and still wear white :D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #430 on: May 05, 2019, 09:05:11 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on May 05, 2019, 09:00:32 PM
LOL  Well since the good Dr. is going to be +1ing you tomorrow I'll do the same, bend over ;D  Hopefully his fingers are girthy and he offers you a single malt before, hand.  ? ;D  hehehe


At no age will I be opting for that. Even if it costs me 10 or so years, I'll dye an ass virgin. Innocent and untarnished :) My bum could get married and still wear white :D
That’s an interesting line in the sand.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #431 on: May 05, 2019, 09:10:01 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on May 05, 2019, 08:24:52 PM
Don't forget to make eye contact as he enters you.
Take the power back.
A wink may be a bit much... just good, steady eye contact as he is inside your person.

Sounds like a plan.   I like it.   He won't I bet..............

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #432 on: May 05, 2019, 09:15:32 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 05, 2019, 09:10:01 PM
Sounds like a plan.   I like it.   He won't I bet..............

Every damn year my doc points to a box of Kleenex and says, "Those are for cleaning and not for tears."

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #433 on: May 05, 2019, 09:20:48 PM »
Quote from: Rikki Gins on May 05, 2019, 09:15:32 PM
Every damn year my doc points to a box of Kleenex and says, "Those are for cleaning and not for tears."

Oh.  You go to Doc Weisenheimer as well?    Mine will say "This is why you'll keep coming back".

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #434 on: May 05, 2019, 09:32:46 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on May 05, 2019, 09:05:11 PM
That’s an interesting line in the sand.
No. I just made it up. In fact I'm driving walks to his appointment tomorrow.
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