Tell Bart Anything

[Bobs Your Uncle]

I have a dear friend in spinal surgery right now. If anyone cares to send prayers his name is Ralph and he's in San Diego. Thanks much!

Thanks all for your prayers. My friend came through surgery pretty well although I am waiting to get more details. He wasn't out of surgery until 1:00 this morning.

[anniem]

Thanks all for your prayers. My friend came through surgery pretty well although I am waiting to get more details. He wasn't out of surgery until 1:00 this morning.

Was it an emergency?

[KSM]

Thanks all for your prayers. My friend came through surgery pretty well although I am waiting to get more details. He wasn't out of surgery until 1:00 this morning.

I'm glad to hear that you have room for optimism    I'm an asshole but I did my part!

[Bobs Your Uncle]

I'm glad to hear that you have room for optimism    I'm an asshole but I did my part!

You did and many thanks to everyone!

[KSM]

Bart, we were at a resto bar tonight, it's one we used to frequent but stopped going about a year ago because we noticed a pattern emerging in the staff they hire. The eats and drinks are fantastic and always have been so on this night we decided to go back, check it out. What we found was an entire staff of militant feminist man haters They oozed the hate of the male thingamajig! One other thing I noticed is that they all had really weird shaped bums! No two were the same.. like as if they were randomly designed and formed with play-dough! One of them had really long ass cheeks that went down the back of her legs in her snug jeans. I pointed her out to my wife and said "It's gonna be a lonnng ass day" Once again I cracked my self up. Her, not so much.  It's almost like there are new body types emerging and I feel like I'm at the zoo wherever I go.

..just sort of stare in wonder...

I dunno, just sayin

[GravitySucks]

Thanks all for your prayers. My friend came through surgery pretty well although I am waiting to get more details. He wasn't out of surgery until 1:00 this morning.

Just remember how we were there for you and your friend. Especially when one of us needs a kidney.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Bart, we were at a resto bar tonight, it's one we used to frequent but stopped going about a year ago because we noticed a pattern emerging in the staff they hire. The eats and drinks are fantastic and always have been so on this night we decided to go back, check it out. What we found was an entire staff of militant feminist man haters They oozed the hate of the male thingamajig! One other thing I noticed is that they all had really weird shaped bums! No two were the same.. like as if they were randomly designed and formed with play-dough! One of them had really long ass cheeks that went down the back of her legs in her snug jeans. I pointed her out to my wife and said "It's gonna be a lonnng ass day" Once again I cracked my self up. Her, not so much.  It's almost like there are new body types emerging and I feel like I'm at the zoo wherever I go.

..just sort of stare in wonder...

I dunno, just sayin

Have you always been an "assman"? Is your wife anxious to go back there?

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Just remember how we were there for you and your friend. Especially when one of us needs a kidney.

I'll ask him but he's really been through a lot. Don't neglect your health counting on one from him.

[GravitySucks]

I'll ask him but he's really been through a lot. Don't neglect your health counting on one from him.

I believe you should have the right to designate any one of your children as a potential organ donor.  You could deduct all the cost of raising them as a medical expense.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

I believe you should have the right to designate any one of your children as a potential organ donor.  You could deduct all the cost of raising them as a medical expense.

Sort of a spare parts source? Maybe I should have been nicer to my kids...

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Was it an emergency?

Not an emergency, it was originally scheduled for last week but they found complications when they opened him. They had to postpone surgery and he was in ICU for a week waiting. This was his 16th spinal surgery.

[KSM]

Have you always been an "assman"? Is your wife anxious to go back there?

@Bobs Your Uncle I am indeed an assman. I am also a foot man, breast man, hair and eyes man, nape of the neck man, ear lobe man, ankle and calf man, thigh and ham man, nice hands man, LONG HAIR man, they must be breathing man. Coz if they're dead, I'm makin' tracks!

And oh yeah, they have to be teeth gritting hotheads with that sexy trigger temper. Grrrrrrrr


yeah I'm an ass man.

Just remember how we were there for you and your friend. Especially when one of us needs a kidney.

LOLOL

[JUAN]

@KSM Home Depot sells a lot of silicone caulk in Florida. Maybe it’s the same in BC.

[KSM]

@KSM Home Depot sells a lot of silicone caulk in Florida. Maybe it’s the same in BC.

Hehe  Home depot seems to be the same everywhere. I had the displeasure of having to pop into one while in NJ and it felt like home. Same shitty clueless employs wandering around smiling at nothing.

[Walks_At_Night]

Hehe  Home depot seems to be the same everywhere. I had the displeasure of having to pop into one while in NJ and it felt like home. Same shitty clueless employs wandering around smiling at nothing.