Tell Bart Anything

[Rikki Gins]

Just finished watching The Death Scene. These get better and better. All the background work was pretty stunning. The 360° effects. Looking into the Cuckshack. The mix of live and animated. And Chimp dancing at the end. Haven't been that impressed with a movie dancing finale since Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. Or any number of Bollywood finales. Great job to all the participants. Except that ghost chick. She was pretty lame

I give Monica the ghost chick two thumbs up.  Great job @TigerLily!  You have a beautiful voice.

[FISH]

Yes @FISH. Chimp will dance with some young hot thing,  and I will do all his talking.

Is @Bart Ell going to pick the music for our dancing Chimp. Will you be singing as well @Mr Apnea ?

[Mr Apnea]

Is @Bart Ell going to pick the music for our dancing Chimp. Will you be singing as well @Mr Apnea ?

Chimp's voice pushes my vocal cords to the high limit, so singing is going to be painfully bad.  That ok, I'll be mingling in the back while Chimp is dancing.

[Bart Ell]

Is @Bart Ell going to pick the music for our dancing Chimp. Will you be singing as well @Mr Apnea ?

Chimp has already recorded his next dance video.
He wanted the budget tripled so he could "have his dream come to life"

[KSM]

Chimp has already recorded his next dance video.
He wanted the budget tripled so he could "have his dream come to life"

I've got to be honest here: I am scared fucking shitless by that, chimp.  I watch him in the thick of the woo and I can't tell whether he be friend or foe. I suspect foe because monkeys can be really mean, and they have rancid breathe too. Double whammy!  That one chimp tore that lady's face off in Florida. I just don't know.

Why can't we have a giraffe? I like giraffes.

[Chimp Covfefe]

That one chimp tore that lady's face off in Florida. I just don't know.

Have you heard of resting bitch face? She has a resting in pieces bitch face.

[KSM]

And this is where I say goodnight.

#RunAway! #FAST

[Bart Ell]

Why can't we have a giraffe? I like giraffes.

Now the little fucker will want to ride a giraffe.
Thanks for nothing.

[Walks_At_Night]

Now the little fucker will want to ride a giraffe.
Thanks for nothing.

Just as long as he doesn't ride the Chefist slaying deer.   I don't think I could handle that.

[PolkaDot]

Now the little fucker will want to ride a giraffe.
Thanks for nothing.

I vote for this!
Not it for chimp-giraffe related cleanup.

[KSM]

I vote for this!
Not it for chimp-giraffe related cleanup.

I will water and feed the fucking giraffe ok? You will water and feed me! Oh, and I require various walks throughout the day.

PS Bring a pooper scooper!

[PolkaDot]

I will water and feed the fucking giraffe ok? You will water and feed me! Oh, and I require various walks throughout the day.

PS Bring a pooper scooper!

I should have seen this coming. Mac and cheese, right?

[KSM]

Mac and cheese, right?

Play yer cards right

[KSM]

Bart,

We were at a sushi place tonight and I decided to ask the owner for a Reserved table sign for my bar.  He charged me ten dollars for a piece of cardboard. I offered him a $20. if he threw in a Guinness coaster (not pictured)

I feel like guests are showing up any minute!  Although if they did I would want them to leave immediately.

  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  
 [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

We were at a sushi place tonight and I decided to ask the owner for a Reserved table sign for my bar.  He charged me ten dollars for a piece of cardboard. I offered him a $20. if he threw in a Guinness coaster (not pictured)

I feel like guests are showing up any minute!  Although if they did I would want them to leave immediately.

I had a Lynch Kamikaze that I bought for $80 at a garage sale.
I miss the days when people couldn't just Google the value of things.