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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1020 on: January 03, 2020, 03:45:21 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 03, 2020, 08:50:27 AM
As @Spookcat would say- A lot of choices were made here. *shaking head*

Oh dear god...
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1021 on: January 03, 2020, 05:57:59 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on January 03, 2020, 05:21:15 AM
Like this one?  ;D

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Is that a supermodels anus? @ShayP

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1022 on: January 03, 2020, 07:36:56 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on December 29, 2019, 04:22:28 PM
Bart, I have a new girl crush! I know I'm a decade late to the party but I'm really digging this chick!
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel.  ;)
  *shrug*  I fucked her..

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1023 on: January 03, 2020, 10:09:09 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 03, 2020, 08:26:05 AM
Maybe they thought you were a long haired hippie boy and they hate hippies?
Somehow that doesn't help, does it?
Bastards.

Yeah! Screw them!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1024 on: January 03, 2020, 10:21:25 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 03, 2020, 08:49:28 AM
I'm thinking more this- but with pink laces.  ;)
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1025 on: January 04, 2020, 09:11:03 AM »
Quote from: KSM on January 03, 2020, 05:57:59 PM
Is that a supermodels anus? @ShayP

@KSM  No. It's Hello Kitty's.  :D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1026 on: January 06, 2020, 01:36:55 AM »
Sleep is proving elusive tonight.  :-\
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1027 on: January 06, 2020, 11:42:51 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 06, 2020, 01:36:55 AM
Sleep is proving elusive tonight.  :-\
@PolkaDot  Fuck! I hear thee! Coffee too late in the day? Sugary foods?   Like a week now and I'm waking up after three hours and laying there! "let's try sleeping on this side" 45 minutes later "Hmm fuck that, let's try laying on the other side" 30 minutes later "MotherfuckerShitBag  let's try flat on the back" One hour later I'm downstairs watching Curb Your Enthusiasm - something I should try.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1028 on: January 06, 2020, 12:31:56 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on January 04, 2020, 09:11:03 AM
@KSM  No. It's Hello Kitty's.  :D
No, it's hello stretched out bleached supermodel anus. @ShayP  ;D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1029 on: January 06, 2020, 02:31:22 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 06, 2020, 11:42:51 AM
@PolkaDot  Fuck! I hear thee! Coffee too late in the day? Sugary foods?   Like a week now and I'm waking up after three hours and laying there! "let's try sleeping on this side" 45 minutes later "Hmm fuck that, let's try laying on the other side" 30 minutes later "MotherfuckerShitBag  let's try flat on the back" One hour later I'm downstairs watching Curb Your Enthusiasm - something I should try.

Yes, I was a very naughty girl with the sleep hygiene. I had late day coffee, and then drank wine after dinner, and had a dessert. I tossed and turned, read the news, milled about. Finally, at 3:00 AM I decided if I didn't get to sleep in the next 30 minutes I would just get up and start the day. Luckily, I finally fell asleep.

Sucks!!!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1030 on: January 06, 2020, 02:33:40 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 06, 2020, 12:31:56 PM
No, it's hello stretched out bleached supermodel anus. @ShayP  ;D
@KSM and @ShayP: You guys either really know your assholes or you have no idea what your talking about.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1031 on: January 06, 2020, 02:47:36 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 06, 2020, 02:33:40 PM
@KSM and @ShayP: You guys either really know your assholes or you have no idea what your talking about.

@PolkaDot  @KSM   We happen to be Ass-trophysicists.   :D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1032 on: January 06, 2020, 02:51:13 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 06, 2020, 02:33:40 PM
@KSM and @ShayP: You guys either really know your assholes or you have no idea what your talking about.
Yes, we "know your assholes" <- that's a double right there ;)

Quote from: PolkaDot on January 06, 2020, 02:31:22 PM
Yes, I was a very naughty girl with the sleep hygiene. I had late day coffee, and then drank wine after dinner, and had a dessert. I tossed and turned, read the news, milled about. Finally, at 3:00 AM I decided if I didn't get to sleep in the next 30 minutes I would just get up and start the day. Luckily, I finally fell asleep.

Sucks!!!
I can relate. I once, long ago got up and took a nighttime cold capsule just to get drowsy.   ::)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1033 on: January 06, 2020, 03:52:02 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on January 06, 2020, 02:47:36 PM
@PolkaDot  @KSM   We happen to be Ass-trophysicists.   :D

lol
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1034 on: January 06, 2020, 05:21:17 PM »
Confession:  I don’t like black olives on pizza.  I pick them off and put them in a small pile.

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