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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1335 on: April 06, 2020, 10:02:26 PM »
I don't mind stealing bread, from the mouth of decadence.

I'm fuckin' hungraaay

Let's order a pizzaaaaa

With extra anchovieeeiiiss.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1336 on: April 07, 2020, 07:23:22 PM »
Hey Bart!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1337 on: April 07, 2020, 07:30:34 PM »
Hey Bart!
That coz o the paladin fella? He smells like Vaseline  :-\
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1338 on: April 07, 2020, 07:40:38 PM »
That coz o the paladin fella? He smells like Vaseline  :-\
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1339 on: April 07, 2020, 08:25:00 PM »

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1340 on: April 07, 2020, 08:32:20 PM »
Brown nose suckass.
Completely ruins my new AV.  Ya uncanny bad timing muthafucka!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1341 on: April 08, 2020, 12:50:52 PM »
I got my first dandelion bouquet of the year today!  :)
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1342 on: April 08, 2020, 08:11:03 PM »
I got my first dandelion bouquet of the year today!  :)
@PolkaDot

Picture!  C'mon ya' lazy!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1343 on: April 08, 2020, 08:12:39 PM »
@PolkaDot

Picture!  C'mon ya' lazy!

It's a dandelion, seen one seen 'em all.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1344 on: April 08, 2020, 08:21:19 PM »
It's a dandelion, seen one seen 'em all.
You're thinking of Asian dandelions!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1345 on: April 08, 2020, 08:24:29 PM »
You're thinking of Asian dandelions!

I am thinking the 65 year old tiny Italian man I pay to mow the lawn is not going to be showing up this month and I am going to have to spray those illegal weed killing chemicals myself.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1346 on: April 08, 2020, 08:31:21 PM »
It's a dandelion, seen one seen 'em all.

I'm sure Vara eats them

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1347 on: April 08, 2020, 08:32:10 PM »
I am thinking the 65 year old tiny Italian man I pay to mow the lawn is not going to be showing up this month and I am going to have to spray those illegal weed killing chemicals myself.

You'll take that much more pride in your grass.   You realize that YOU are Telling ME in the Tell thread? ..I'm a little uncomfortable, this is awkward.


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1348 on: April 08, 2020, 08:36:08 PM »
You'll take that much more pride in your grass.   You realize that YOU are Telling ME in the Tell thread? ..I'm a little uncomfortable, this is awkward.

I was thinking and not telling.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1349 on: April 08, 2020, 08:37:57 PM »
I'm sure Vara eats them

If he has the upper body strength to climb the stem to get to the flower.
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