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Bart Ell

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1365 on: April 09, 2020, 05:39:10 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 09, 2020, 05:29:52 PM
@Bart Ell

I'll write/type you a public Traction tomorrow.  It's fine.  ::)

I DEMAND A FULL TRACTION!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1366 on: April 09, 2020, 05:57:41 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 09, 2020, 05:39:10 PM
I DEMAND A FULL TRACTION!

I'll just do it now so I can get some semblance of sleep tonight. Ugh

Not two months ago I was being interviewed by an online E-Ragazine where I told a twisted tale about how when I was seven and living on the same street as one childhood Bart that his/Bart's standard poodle bit me - bit my left testicle. I went on to say that because of the "dog---bite" that the dog was eventually put down after a lengthy trial in the Canadian Supreme Court.  Truth is: Bart's dog (Blanche) did NOT bite my left testicle. In fact the poodle (that never even existed) did NOT bite me at all!
I was a seven year old liar and I was a complete liar during said interview that is now live on the interwebs. Bart's dog (Linda) DID however attempt to bite my left testicle. Linda would later be put down for biting Bart's left testicle while shopping for a speedboat.

I swear these words are true - that we pled our allegiance to - The Black Widow.  8)

Hi Linda :'(

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1367 on: April 09, 2020, 07:10:15 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 09, 2020, 05:57:41 PM
I'll just do it now so I can get some semblance of sleep tonight. Ugh
Not two months ago I was being interviewed by an online E-Ragazine where I told a twisted tale about how when I was seven and living on the same street as one childhood Bart that his/Bart's standard poodle bit me - bit my left testicle. I went on to say that because of the "dog---bite" that the dog was eventually put down after a lengthy trial in the Canadian Supreme Court.  Truth is: Bart's dog (Blanche) did NOT bite my left testicle. In fact the poodle (that never even existed) did NOT bite me at all!
I was a seven year old liar and I was a complete liar during said interview that is now live on the interwebs. Bart's dog (Linda) DID however attempt to bite my left testicle. Linda would later be put down for biting Bart's left testicle while shopping for a speedboat.
I swear these words are true - that we pled our allegiance to - The Black Widow.  8)
Hi Linda :'(

Did the dog manage to buy a nice speedboat?   ;D ;D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1368 on: April 09, 2020, 09:05:35 PM »
Quote from: anniem on April 09, 2020, 07:10:15 PM
Did the dog manage to buy a nice speedboat?   ;D ;D
Annie, that's not helping Traction. You know about the "Traction" right?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1369 on: April 09, 2020, 09:20:16 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 09, 2020, 09:05:35 PM
Annie, that's not helping Traction. You know about the "Traction" right?

I do not!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1370 on: April 09, 2020, 09:21:49 PM »
Quote from: anniem on April 09, 2020, 09:20:16 PM
I do not!
Spend eight minutes and you'll demand a "Traction" from me for wasting your time. Retraction @anniem

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1371 on: April 09, 2020, 09:42:03 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 09, 2020, 09:21:49 PM
Spend eight minutes and you'll demand a "Traction" from me for wasting your time. Retraction @anniem


Ok, that is good.
Thanks!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1372 on: April 10, 2020, 09:00:10 AM »
Today my #clickacy is rampant strangeness...
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1373 on: April 10, 2020, 09:42:51 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 10, 2020, 09:00:10 AM
Today my #clickacy is rampant strangeness...

Of what sort?  Mine isn't showing!!!  I CANNOT CLICKACY!!!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1374 on: April 10, 2020, 10:07:36 AM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 09, 2020, 05:57:41 PM
I'll just do it now so I can get some semblance of sleep tonight. Ugh

Not two months ago I was being interviewed by an online E-Ragazine where I told a twisted tale about how when I was seven and living on the same street as one childhood Bart that his/Bart's standard poodle bit me - bit my left testicle. I went on to say that because of the "dog---bite" that the dog was eventually put down after a lengthy trial in the Canadian Supreme Court.  Truth is: Bart's dog (Blanche) did NOT bite my left testicle. In fact the poodle (that never even existed) did NOT bite me at all!
I was a seven year old liar and I was a complete liar during said interview that is now live on the interwebs. Bart's dog (Linda) DID however attempt to bite my left testicle. Linda would later be put down for biting Bart's left testicle while shopping for a speedboat.

I swear these words are true - that we pled our allegiance to - The Black Widow.  8)

Hi Linda :'(

Linda was a bitch.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1375 on: April 10, 2020, 10:16:25 AM »
Quote from: anniem on April 10, 2020, 09:42:51 AM
Of what sort?  Mine isn't showing!!!  I CANNOT CLICKACY!!!
What!?! More civil liberties being stomped on as we type!!

My clickacy has been everything from a weeding tractor to a hairless cat on a hamster wheel to charcoal underwear to prevent fart smell? I don't know what the hell is happening! It's like THE WORLD IS ENDING!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1376 on: April 10, 2020, 11:00:15 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 10, 2020, 10:16:25 AM
What!?! More civil liberties being stomped on as we type!!

My clickacy has been everything from a weeding tractor to a hairless cat on a hamster wheel to charcoal underwear to prevent fart smell? I don't know what the hell is happening! It's like THE WORLD IS ENDING!

I WANT TO CLICK I WANT TO CLICK I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CLICK WHERE ARE MY CLICKACIES????

(fake outrage)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1377 on: April 12, 2020, 08:27:44 AM »
....and it’s snowing. I really am ready to be done with the snow for the year.  :-\
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1378 on: April 12, 2020, 06:34:30 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 12, 2020, 08:27:44 AM
....and it’s snowing.


ONLY WAY YOU'LL LEARN!!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1379 on: April 13, 2020, 04:11:28 AM »
Quote from: anniem on April 10, 2020, 11:00:15 AM
I WANT TO CLICK I WANT TO CLICK I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CLICK WHERE ARE MY CLICKACIES????

(fake outrage)
Is a clickacy an ad?  I can understand wanting to click for the animals. 
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