Tell Bart Anything

[paladin1991]

I'll Black Male yer ass free o chargj

I'll get you some candles, oils and some Harvey Bristol Cream for the occasion. it'll soothe the beast in both of y'all.

 Harvey's, because it's downright upright.

[KSM]

Thank you. 

[Kidnostad]

I posted the following on the BG Liberace Thread today:

"I've been considering posting exclusively on ElGab for some time now for the following reasons:

There are too many serious head cases posting on BG.  It's not that these people do not have a perfect right, within limits, to share their twisted perceptions and fantasies.  The problem is there are no limits on BG and they are all free to offend and abuse as they see fit.  In too many instances the posts amount to verbal weenie waiving or a bid for attention through the use of language and commentary that is intended to shock.  This is not just a distraction and a waste of time to most but it cheapens the dialogue and detracts from the enjoyability of BG.  It's not surprising that BG is a magnet for folks with psychiatric issues. 

There are much fewer ElGab posters who assume some sort of superior attitude or affect based on their tenure on the website or personal relationships with the owner or his favorites. 

ElGab software has better functionality and is less quirky.  One gets the feeling that someone is paying attention over there.

Bart impresses me as an involved participant who cares about the quality of ElGab content and imposes standards.

Sayonara, sports fans.  I'll miss some of you."

[Bart Ell]

ElGab

I bet the bastard that owns that one has a bitching sombrero!

[damon]

I bet the bastard that owns that one has a bitching sombrero!

elgab.com is up for grabs.

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[KSM]

I posted the following on the BG Liberace Thread today:

"I've been considering posting exclusively on ElGab for some time now for the following reasons:

There are too many serious head cases posting on BG.  It's not that these people do not have a perfect right, within limits, to share their twisted perceptions and fantasies.  The problem is there are no limits on BG and they are all free to offend and abuse as they see fit.  In too many instances the posts amount to verbal weenie waiving or a bid for attention through the use of language and commentary that is intended to shock.  This is not just a distraction and a waste of time to most but it cheapens the dialogue and detracts from the enjoyability of BG.  It's not surprising that BG is a magnet for folks with psychiatric issues. 

There are much fewer ElGab posters who assume some sort of superior attitude or affect based on their tenure on the website or personal relationships with the owner or his favorites. 

ElGab software has better functionality and is less quirky.  One gets the feeling that someone is paying attention over there.

Bart impresses me as an involved participant who cares about the quality of ElGab content and imposes standards.

Sayonara, sports fans.  I'll miss some of you."

Agreed. It's a fucking looney bin over there. It would be hilarious if all of them could be in the same room for an hour.

[JUAN]

I don’t know.  There’s something familiar about a poster who accuses everyone of being a “Vara” in every post.

[KSM]

I don’t know.  There’s something familiar about a poster who accuses everyone of being a “Vara” in every post.

Yeah it's weird, I just don't see that happening here. Probably because there's no fun in calling someone a Vara. Here we say "Vera" or "Woof"  right? @juan

[Kidnostad]

I bet the bastard that owns that one has a bitching sombrero!

Okay, spelling is not my long suit.  What can I say?

[JUAN]

Okay, spelling is not my long suit.  What can I say?

I find people dull who can spell a word only one way.

[anniem]

Okay, spelling is not my long suit.  What can I say?

I liked that post and don't care at all about spelling.

Also, there is no bouncy anniem over there.

BOING BOING BOING

[KSM]

A Tell and an ask:

I have been invited to a karaoke party tonight. I have decided to attend. Things will be completely unlistenable and the drunk chicks hugging and group singing will have me vomiting for sure.  I will be asked to and likely expected to sing a few. I will not!
SHE looked like she wanted to vomit at the very thought of attending so she'll drop me off and pick me up when I'm good n ready. Perhaps I should film a few clips and post them.

I feel like I'm going to the zoo

[Ciardelo]

A Tell and an ask:

I have been invited to a karaoke party tonight. I have decided to attend. Things will be completely unlistenable and the drunk chicks hugging and group singing will have me vomiting for sure.  I will be asked to and likely expected to sing a few. I will not!
SHE looked like she wanted to vomit at the very thought of attending so she'll drop me off and pick me up when I'm good n ready. Perhaps I should film a few clips and post them.

I feel like I'm going to the zoo

You should film it. For the people, for posterity.

[Bart Ell]

A Tell and an ask:

I have been invited to a karaoke party tonight. I have decided to attend. Things will be completely unlistenable and the drunk chicks hugging and group singing will have me vomiting for sure.  I will be asked to and likely expected to sing a few. I will not!
SHE looked like she wanted to vomit at the very thought of attending so she'll drop me off and pick me up when I'm good n ready. Perhaps I should film a few clips and post them.

I feel like I'm going to the zoo

A nightmare of an evening.
Hopefully all those out of tune sows get the covid and lose the ability to use their voices for evil ever again.

[damon]

A nightmare of an evening.
Hopefully all those out of tune sows get the covid and lose the ability to use their voices for evil ever again.

@Bart Ell I hope that you will have a good weekend.